Treated with politeness, you respond with sheer disdain,
Spewing forth drivel, sanctimonious and inane.
Rude, demanding, belligerent and sassy —
Ungrateful, unkind, decidedly unclassy.
Your actions are summed up
by words that start with 'un' —
Uninspired, unmannered,
Uncalled-for, unprogressive —
Unwise, unashamed,
Unpropitious, unsuccessive —
Unfaithful, unintelligent,
Untruthful, unimpressive —
And now I must stop (although this is rather fun);
In writing about rude people, I shall not become one.