I like to tease

I don't aim to please.

I think it's fun

If you look, I've won!

A flash of "this" there

A glimpse of white underwear.

I'm providing a show

Where it leads?

Sure I know.

Not to the bed

But rather, to the head!

Where you will think of me

When your wife thinks it is her, you see.

Some say it's not nice.

That it has a price.

They say I need love

and angels singing from above.

But that's boring, I sigh

So dull, I could cry.

I want to enoy my life

And make you forget your wife!

I won't do it forever.

That's not very clever.

One day I'll settle down

And put my feet on the ground.

But for now, I'll make her mad

If you don't like it.....TOO BAD!