The man ate a sandwich,
He snacked and smiled,
He ate that sandwich,
But then he choked,
Poor dude,
On a bit of bacon, he croaked.
The woman knitted,
She knitted a sweater,
Then she got up,
And she flitted.
Made a cuppa tea,
Now she’s D. E. A. D.
Two ordinary deaths, it seems,
But little do people know,
It was all for show.
He snacked and smiled,
He ate that sandwich,
But then he choked,
Poor dude,
On a bit of bacon, he croaked.
The woman knitted,
She knitted a sweater,
Then she got up,
And she flitted.
Made a cuppa tea,
Now she’s D. E. A. D.
Two ordinary deaths, it seems,
But little do people know,
It was all for show.
