Brian blogs when he’s blootered,
His fingers flit across the keyboard,
he does it when hebored.

A made up word,
didja see it?
He didn’t,
what a wee twit.

So, Brian’s a blogger,
he’s a freaking fool,
but he sure knows how to
use a film spool.

One to the left,
another to the right,
taking pictures
as if his right.

Brain, one time,
was in Saudi Arabia.
Pictured an ankle,
the governor was crankle!

He locked Brian away,
so to this day,
Brian has no say.
He dead.

Poor Brian the Blogger
got attacked with a flogger
I hope it was worth it
for that shot of those ankles.

This "poem" is not very good.