"Follow me, follow me, I've more rooms to show you still! Follow me, follow me, you buzzards!"

"Buzzards? Why, pardon me, but you offered!"

"Yes, well. I didn't think you'd actually want to see." You never have before... Idiot, you're an idiot, never offer if you aren't ready to show.

"Why would we ignore an offer? That's stupidity, that is!"

Well, hell, I don't know, why did all your buddies ignore my offers? 

"So where's this room you were telling us all about? The one no one ever wants to see?"

"That one? Why do you wanna see that one?" Don't panic, just show it to them, they'll go running for sure, taken care of, easy-peasy. 

"We like the oddballs, the ones no one else wants, or the ones that need fixing."

"Okay... it's in the back... follow me, follow me you-"

"Yeah, yeah, we get it, we're buzzards. Show us the room."

Fine.

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"Woah! This does need work! Good thing we love projects!"

Is that all I am to you- a project?