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5 days ago
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Quote by Entangled_Fate
Quote by paulus
Yes, but only when I'm sure, that the lie in the long run won't cause more damage that the pain I'm trying to avoid


Paulus, what about your would you ever?
You are right, I completely forgot...

Would you ever keep it to yourself, if you found a wallet with a large sum of money, without any indication, who it belongs to?
Yes, but only when I'm sure, that the lie in the long run won't cause more damage that the pain I'm trying to avoid
Dave, I hope you enjoyed your moment of glory, I'm taking over this spot now
Unfortunately, Brian has no idea what "pillock" means (me neither btw)
Again you would deceive me
Although it is not fair
I'm laughing at that image
because it's not MY chair
I would if I ever met one

Would ever howl at the moon when it's full
Was teaching her the Zombie Dance, which actually exists


Brian was arrested for performing that dance, very realistically disguised as a zombie, in a home for the elderly, scaring at least three of them straight into their cofffins
Fortunately, I don't think there is anything wrong with falling for Anna
Are you sure that I am dreaming, because dragons I don't fear
This is MY chair I am claiming, and I am staying here
And if you believe that Anna will succeed in her campaign
I'd suggest that YOU stop dreaming, her attempts wil be in vain

Hi Ginger
Quote by Ghostreader
Fortunately Anna is really the Goddess of Love so she doesn't hurt people
Brian, if the previous post started with fortunately, yours should start with unfortunately. They should alternate.
Unfortunatrly, you didn't.

But fortunately, I had nothing to do with Voldemort's evil deed. I am innocent. And just as fortunately, dragons sense truth, so Anna's won't harm me.
Andy, friend, get your ass out of my chair. I'm in a battle with Anna and her dragon, and I don't want you to get hurt. Besides, it's rightfully my chair.

Quote by AnnaMayZing
With you Sir, I'll have no affair,
but I'm sure that you will agree,
There is a place at the back,
For all my babies and me.

I do admire your babies, though they should be on a leash
And with their fire smothered, so we don't end up as quiche
When it comes to occupying, my abode here I'll defend
You can bet that I'll deny you access till the bitter end
Quote by AriesDragon
Showing Lord Voldermort where the unicorn was

I plea not guilty to that charge. I love animals and wildlife, I'd never risk the life of such a beautiful creature.

Quote by AnnaMayZing
Quote by paulus
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.


Paulus was arrested for spreading false and malicious rumours. Dragons are NOT dangerous... well, at least not to Anna.
You're not fooling me. That dragon already burned off Brian's hair and clothes and I still have trouble walking because of the blisters your pet gave me, both in that other thread.

Rebs got herself arrested because she had secretly stored a stash of that zombievirus for later use....
Anna was arrested on charges of keeping and training an endangered species (a dragon) without the required CITES documents and licences, on top of that she was charged with keeping a dangerous animal in a residential area without a proper permit.
Then we have a battle
I now do declare
That you'll never beat me
I'll win this affair
A magical creature, this dragon of yours
But she won't remove me by magic or force
For I know her secret, as ancient as time
And this spot is mine for as long as I rhyme