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I just had some of the best bubble gum gelato. I wonder if it is made with real cats named bubble gum?
Eating cat gelato!? Is your name ALF? Worldmeter is a reference I often use. Why would you not want a big-ass bar on your bike? Are you a teetotaler? Alfred Hitchcock is one of the top five greatest directors of all time. BTW the squirrel's name was Phat Gus.
If I add a Easy Rider sissy bar, I could put xmas light on it. How cool is that?
ALF. Loved that show. Sarcasm was good.
BTW, Gus has nipples. Yup. Got Verbs attention. It was funny Roper felt guilty for body shaming a squirrel only to discover squirrel nipples are sex specific and Phat Gus was actually in the family way. Surprised PC police didn’t petition to have his channel removed and PETA didn’t force sensitivity training on Mark. But we all know, nothing goes splat like a squirrel, cuz they don’t go splat. They can glide and gyro themselves into position for a landing from any height. Kinda like someone I once knew.
True Story: Hitchcock threw birds at doors to try to get their beaks to stick into the surface. While in the Navy, Larry was a furry and secretly dressed as a squirrel on the high seas. And Rump, yes dear Rump, was dishonourably discharged for trying to see how far squirrels can fly. Instead of shells, he stuffed those long barrels with squirrels. When he put one through his CO’s Edsel’s windshield, Rump was quietly removed from duty. And this is how Larry and Bill met. Over drinks. Talking about their good old squirrel days. Explains why both are a bit squirrelly. Long way for a poor punchline.
Does this place have any Viking elixir?
Mead, please. With a side of calico kitty bubble gum gelato.