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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by paulus
Granted, there now is a Monty Python version, with John Gleese as Gandalf, Terry Gilliam and Eric Idle as Hobbits and Micheal Palin and Terry Jones as Dwarves




I wish that was true


ROFLMAO

@ Andy granted you are now a hobbit in the Monty Python LOTR new film directed by Paul

I wish I could be an elf in Pauls LOTR film
Quote by Nox
Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers

This is my supply closet. You'll find everything you need - brooms, dust pans, insect spray... I would really like the house clean when they tear it down. Clark, can you translate?
If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water.
You are so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.
"Nice" is my middle name, Mrs. Walsh.


Correct Nox.

The Goonies?

Expecto Patronum
Roses are read
Heard Paul was a snorer
It's the real reason why
He has sleeping disorder

He snores so loud
The police weere called
But at the court case
The judge ruled

Cummunity service
For waking the neighbours
That they should have warn ear muffs
Those snoring haters.

Hi Paul
I guess i stumped you all on that one it was from Up.

Oh come on, we can take 'em.
It's a long way.
Toss me.
What?
I cannot jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
[pauses, looks up at ???]
Don't tell the Elf.
Not a word.
Andy stole a pack of penguins from Asda.

Hi Andy
Granted it took a 5 min break then came back

Wish they would make more Lord of the Rings films
Roses are red
I am in bed
Not reading a book
Watching LOTR instead
Its great to see Andy back
The forums have surely lacked
His witty posts
I missed the most
I like him and that is a fact.

Hey Andy, missed you welcome back
Khaki - the key to start your car

Arsenal - Worlds best football team

Silent - Something my kids are incapable of

Conrad - Stolen radiator
The Princess Diaries

Hey my babes

Julie Andrews
Leather and Lace - Stevie Nicks and Don Henley