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Kiera
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Arthur?

Hey babes

Get me Agent Hill.
Communications array damaged.
What's not damaged?
Air conditioning is fully operational.
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I gave my neighbour some fairy liquid as she had run out so she could wash her dishes.
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Quote by nekala20
Roland you are so right and the book is an even bigger one.

Nox that is from Clerks (1994)

Just close your eyes, but keep your mind wide open.


Bridge to Terabithia?

My mother was a pure woman from a noble family. And I, at least, know who my father is, you pig-eating son of a whore!
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The Maltese Falcon??

For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
I don't eat junk food.
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London

Hello right back at you Linda and Ladies
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Quote by authorised1960


Fortunately, as we're all three parts insane it doesn't really matter anyway...

Hiya Kiera darling!


Hi Andy

Unfortunately Ginger has taken out a restraining order against you

Hi Ghosty
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Granted but we are all only here for your pies...they look delicious

Hi Andy

I wish I had tickets to the Grand Prix in Canada tomorrow.
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SSS (woot) ... that could catch on .. ok thanks .. I think when they hear me sing .. I will get a full lunch free just to stop ..


Hello newby and welcome to SS...here is a complimentary cup of tea and a biscuit which I lovingly baked myself for you ...wanna be friends with me?
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McLintlock? (1963)

Hi Meredith

The girl tried to warp my brain! Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Fortunately, I am mighty...
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Roses are red
My ex is a pain
If he doesn't shut up
I shall go insane.
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Gift him the link to page 1 of the Fortunately/unfortunately forum so he can see how its supposed to be done
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Unfortunately, he gets his unfortunately/fortunately muddled up.


Unfortunately she doesn't know what I'm talking about half of the time



Fortunately, I do know how to follow the order of the game


Unfortunately Ghosty does not

Hi Aries
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Roses are red
To avoid getting a prick
Wear gardening gloves
And you wont get a nick

Hey My Ginger
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Wallace and Grommit - The Curse of the Were Rabbit?

Hi Meredith

Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.
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LOL awsome I think Galadriel is awsome and Souron is misunderstood and just needs a woman to love him

Granted but in order to do so you must possess the ring of power which drives you mad and makes even Gollum look sane.

I wish my Ginger could have a starring role in Pauls Monty Python LOTR movie.
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