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Quote by magnificent1rascal
Coffer — One who coughs
Coffee — One who is coughed upon
Love that was going to do Coffin one but I am still learning what one can and cant't do here and i didn't want my 
Wine - someone who complains a lot
cocktail - a feathered male chicken's tail
Worship - Something men should do for all women
Women - Superior in every way
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Quote by authorised1960
Rose are red
That much is true
But why the hell do people say
That violets are blue?
Violets are violet
That's how they got their name
Anyone not colour blind
Can see they're not the same
It drives me insane
This descriptive inaccuracy
All for the sake
Of 'humorous' poetry
This is an issue
That cannot be ignored
It has to be stopped
And proper order restored
Take up the cause
Come join in the fight
End this inaccuracy
Come, let's do what is right!
Roses ARE often red
But violets are never blue
So don't you believe everything
That silly poets tell you!
LOL
Roses are red
I agree with you
Violets are violet
Most certainly not blue
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When I was a kid I thought Shakin' Stevens had died when a green door fell on him cause my Brother said so and Dad said it was true...Imagine my surprise when I was 21 and saw him on tv being interviewed..I called my Dad at work and told him off for lying to me as a child...he laughed so hard and said OMG!! You believed that, I said quite frankly yes this is the first I've heard of his lack of demise.
