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Kiera
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Fortunately CD gives me some of his prunes that he uses for his chronic constipation.
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Fortunately his recent face reconstructive surgery has left him with blurry vision and what he steals is actually ex lax not my chocolate

Hey CD
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Sinister laugh's, evil grins and world domination using Pygmy warriors.

Damn Paul thats not like you to pip someone to the post.

Paul's arrested for using illegal meds to improve his typing skills
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Quote by TaliaRussell
(So does Kiera, I'll bet.)


Granted: you become such a cooking sensation that all the other top chefs put out a collective hit on you, and you are forced to live incognito in Quonset Hut somewhere in Nebraska in order to save your own life.


I wish I could go home - I am tired.


Indeed I do Talia seens your not sharing the Birthday cake and I am wasting away here and practically starving.

Granted you just got fired.

Granted I get your portion of spaghetti and you have to eat my pizza

I wish me and the lovely SS ladies could all go on a luxury spa weekend for Talia's birthday..Pauls treat of course
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Fortunately Ajax disappeared to go get his head fixed and didn't notice.

Hey Sweetie
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Granted but he trips over on route and spills it all over the floor and the Dog leaps forward and eats it all.

I wish Paul's son would make me dinner, I am hungry too.
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Quote by Welshdreamer42
Envelope

Swansea


LMAO Good one

Buckingham Palace

Hi Wren

Liverpool
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Quote by ginger86
my kk... love her so


Awwww (hugs babes) loves you too.

My friend on red sites wife safely delivered their baby boy and are both doing well.
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Home to the world’s longest non-stop double track cable car.

Hi Gypsy

The Gambia
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Ban her for not yet giving me a slice of Birthday cake.

Happy Birthday Sweetie
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Gambling and marriage via Elvis

Hey my Ginger

Sweden
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Conference - Bunch of criminals plotting a crime

Conference Room - Jail Cell
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Paulus was
Alien abducted
Uniquely reconstructed
Left with the strength of an Army
Unfortunate side effects made him barmy
Suffering cravings for salami

Hi Paul Thank you for mine, this was the best I could do sorry.
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Granted but with no challenges you become bored and depressed with life, eat to many pies and put on so much weight you can no longer fit through a door

I wish somebody would clean up my kitchen for me, cant be bothered to after cooking.
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Arrested for stealing sweets from small children.

Hey Sweetie
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Watched it few days ago with high hopes....How can a film With Morgan Freeman and Clive Own in be crap? Well this one was...The acting was poor, the story line extremely dire and there is no action until right at then end, it was a terrible film.
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My room need's painting, now crack on with it Paul
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