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stinking up the


Entire igloo, febreeze....
There is no ocean my Ginger just a portal..step through it..not gonna spoil this one.

Wish my Ginger would bring me clam chowder when she steps through the portal to Mysteria
Jaws

Mother, I do not need a blind date. Particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who drinks like a fish, smokes like a chimney, and dresses like her mother.
pomegranate - Australian term for English Granite
Poltergeist


I'm not crazy, M'Lynn, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!
The Exorcist?

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
Fortunately despite this minor miss hap his application has now been successful
Arthur?


I have a plan.
You've got a plan? Okay, first of all, you're copying me from when I said I had a plan.
I'm not copying you, I have a plan, that's not that unique of a thing to say.
And secondly, I don't think you even have a plan.
I have part of a plan.
What percentage of a plan do you have?
You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
I just saved Quill!
We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
When did we establish that?
Like three seconds ago!
Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
Cannibal. Someone who is fed up with people.

Hey CD
Fortunately Ginger and I are expert's with wax and can zap that tash off in a nano second.
10 Things I Hate About You??

I have a brother?!!!
He was sent to an orphanage in Los Angeles. At the same time I brought you here to the island.
I have a twin brother?!! What's his name?
Vincent.
Vincent! Every time I loved something I called it Vincent -- I called my first computer Vincent!
The Secret Lives of Dorks

Hey Gorjus

John Malkovich
Paulus is one of mine and Rebels minions to help us achieve world domination.

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Rise of the Guardians???

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


Ding! Ding! Ding! Correct. Here I thought I had stumped everyone. Hi Kiera!

Yours is: Meet the Parents (2000)

An easy one: " Drew! Barry! More power! "



Hello Meredith

OMG!! I am laughing here, I watched it over Easter it was hilarious.

As for your new one I am cracking up here because I just watched it the other day with my kids, it was so funny.

Yours is : Penguins of Madagascar.

I fly to the moon, I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit in the toilet.