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Kiera
Over 90 days ago
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Paul never sleeps..he will be back but for now.

Go make me a cup of tea Wren I got this.

Hey Wren
Lives in an igloo in Alaska and is sugarbabys next door neighbour.

Hey Meredith
Strategic Air Command?

See this acorn? I'll throw it at you and turn you to stone!
Ooh, I'm really scared. No! Don't! There's a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!
Quote by ginger86
yummy! my kk made pizza







LOL errr better idea lets get take out, Tandoori mixed grill yummy..

Fortunately Paul's wallet was stacked with Euro's which we used to bail his wife out of jail after I pinched it.

Hey babes
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And a good measure of



Mmmmm those look yummy you can gift me those and I will gift you back the gin, I don't drink spirits.
Roses are red
I am not denying
That my Gingers poem
Has left me smiling

I am sorry to say
I was having a bad day
But she loves me blindly
So I will put it all behind me

I will take her hugs, kisses and hand
Go through the portal to our mystical land
Where we will sit beneath a willow tree
Eating crumpets and sipping tea.

Thanks babes, loves you
Vulgaria and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang lol

Hey Wren

Argentina
Roses are red
Can I be curt
I want you to know
That I'm feeling really hurt

I thought we were friends
Is it a crime
That when others didn't
I took the time

I am starting to wonder why
Because now I am upset
Don't you realise people have feelings?
Or do you have no concept?
Her Anti grizzly bear skills are un paralleled

Hey Linda
Cristiano Ronaldo and his extremely large Adams apple (cant stand him)

Tibet
Fortunately she is easily bribed and no longer minds once I hand her a fifty pound note.
Paul has a tattoo of Dolores Umbridge on his bottom
Fortunately we do at least feed our slaves.

Hey Paul
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Unfortunately Paulus, you don't fully realise the depths of iniquity those ladies are capable of sinking to. They will stop at nothing, there are no dirty tricks they will not employ, bribery, corrupting judges and policemen (or women) to get their own way. They even accuse me, - ME! of being unable to fulfil my obligations!


Awww Frank its our own personal way of saying we love and adore you

Unfortunately Talia I am a bit strapped for cash right now so Just half inched CD's Wallet..Will £50 suffice for now its all he has in here...Unless you accept doner cards?
Granted but Tarzan finds his real inner self and decides he prefers you.

I really hope Tarzan asks me to be maid of honour
Granted but its a pebble beach and you cant swim.

Hey M

Wish Thor would realise I am the one for him and not Jane.