Find your next favourite story now
Login
JustAnotherSapphic
4 weeks ago
0 miles · Sacramento

Forum

A concept: falling asleep wrapped around Jane like a human koala, her heart beating in my ears and her scent surrounding me.

Yes please. I need my Neenee.
Quote by DenimAngel
I think it's great that you have a name you can call Jane that is all yours! *hugs*


Me too. Honestly, I was getting tired of referring to her as Wife so much. I...she's my safe place and I'd be lost without her.
Please don't laugh at me for this cause I'm already insecure enough, but I finally have something to call Jane other than by her name, Lady Jane, or wife: Neenee.

(My friend suggested Janey but my brain immediately shortened it for some reason...so...there we are.)
I need to curl up in Jane's lap and forget everything else.

Just her and I, a warm blanket or two, and snuggles for as long as I want and/or need them.

That's all I'm asking. Please...
Quote by Mendalla
Happy birthday to Xander! I'd gift wrap Jane Lynch for you but kidnapping is still a crime last I checked and, in any case, I doubt I'd be able to convince the border folks that it's essential enough to let me cross.


Honestly, it's the thought that counts more than anything.

Also I got a coffee mug with her face on it. Future WL days will be even more special now.
I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that says IF LOST, PLEASE RETURN TO JANE LYNCH in colorful letters.
Day two of my WL rewatch. Tonight's episodes will be 3 and 4 for sure (and maybe 5 if I'm not too tired).

And in other news, I turn 31 tomorrow (but I doubt I have that many flavors).
I...I keep having all these really, really soft thoughts about Jane and now I'm so close to tears it's not funny (but not in a bad way). More like I just love her so much and I have a lot of feelings right now.
Last night's Jane fog had me almost spell her last name as "Linch" whoops.

But I probably wasn't helping my case by having watched three episodes of Glee in a row (one of which had her dancing). I...I didn't know she could do that.
Quote by Survivor
I'm sure Xander appreciated it while contemplating Jane's smile.


Oh, I did, believe me.

Also yesterday my Jane fog was so thick that I spelled her name as "Jain" by accident elsewhere whoops.
One reason I love WL as much as I do is cause Jane gets to talk most of the time. Her voice is really soothing to me, like being wrapped in a warm blanket, and I'm just eating it up.
Quote by Mendalla
Holy crap! Xander got Jane Lynch to put in a personal appearance!!


Not quite, but I did the best I could on short notice.
Quote by Survivor
I may actually get a story completed today. It is coming along nicely. That's what you ought to do with your time, Xander. Try to do some writing. That would keep you occupied.



Oh, believe me, I'd love to start and finish a new fanfic but how can I when I've got writer's block?
Quote by Survivor
You're up early there, Xander. I'll make a fresh pot of coffee and get the water heating.


Couldn't sleep cause I'm missing Jane too much. Which is probably why I was dreaming about WL in the first place.
I had a dream that WL was going to be done onstage in my city...but not with Jane or Anne. It was more like if WL was a play or musical.
Quote by Mendalla
I really need to give Weakest Link a view sometime, I guess. Had kind of forgotten it existed until Xander started talking about it. Didn't even know Jane Lynch was now the host for the US version. No one has tried mounting a Canadian version, yet.


Yes, yes, you do. It's streaming on Hulu and PeacockTV here in the states but idk about Canada.

I love the original, too, but that's really tough to find cause nobody is streaming it. I mean, there's some episodes on YouTube but otherwise...nothing.
I...it hasn't really sunk in that there's a WL hiatus yet. I have my moments of knowing, of course, but mostly I'm just confused and numb and lost.

I finally have an ebook version of Anne Robinson's autobiography omg.

I've been trying to find one for eleven years. I...
God, I miss my Jane. I keep reaching out for her hand but all I ever get is one of my remotes or something.
I'm exhausted. I only got maybe an hour or two of sleep last night, neither of which included snuggles with Jane.
Quote by Rumple_deWriter
Morning, y'all and welcome to December. Sympathy is hereby extended to the quickly aging Xander (31 or thereabouts) for having to endure the unendurable aging process without his Lady Jane. ;)


Thanks Rumple. What hurts the most is not that I'm getting older, but that WL isn't going to be back until January 11th which means I can't be with my "lady Jane," as you like to call her on (or near) my birthday.
Hard to believe I'm going to be 31 in two weeks tbh. That's not old by any means, obviously, but still.

More than anything, I wish Jane could be here to celebrate with me, but eh.
I'm so not ready to be away from Jane for a month omg.

I...I have a lump in my throat from trying not to cry...and I've not even had my coffee yet.