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Cooldaddy
Over 90 days ago
United Kingdom

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Granted, but when you got to the phone it was the police saying your car had been involved in a bank raid.

I wish I could get my bum off this chair.

Hi Ginger
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Unfortunately Paulus, you don't fully realise the depths of iniquity those ladies are capable of sinking to. They will stop at nothing, there are no dirty tricks they will not employ, bribery, corrupting judges and policemen (or women) to get their own way. They even accuse me, - ME! of being unable to fulfil my obligations!
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Unfortunately some of the damsels on here are not in distress but take great delight in destroying ones street cred
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Unfortunately my constipation got worse, which means I couldn't give KK any more, so now she is entirely dependent on the ex lax which was stolen from her. I could suggest senna pods.
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Unfortunately someone noticed and told Ajax, and now he's thoroughly miffed and vowing vengeance on KK, threatening to pinch her chocolate.

Hi babes.
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Hard to say, but a happy time was at 65. I was retired, took my state pension and paid the mortgage off in the same year. But I aint dead yet!

Do you like flying?