Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .
Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.
Ok , there ya go have fun .
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REDEFINITIONS (Word Humor )
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Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.
Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .
Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.
Ok , there ya go have fun .
love that oneLobster - someone who throws poorly
Roman - Man who likes to row boats
Acre - someone who aches
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Carnation - Country where each citizen owns an automobile
Quote by KieraQuote by Ajax
Ok, the idea is to supply a word(s) the supply your own a definition for that word in a funny, punny kinda way.
Example : Hostage - the feeling you get when guests won't leave .
Selfish - What they do at seafood shops.
Ok , there ya go have fun .
Lobster - someone who throws poorly
Roman - Man you likes to row boats
Acre - someone who aches
ahhhhhhh! nice
Twister - A contortionist
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Colander - Someone who arrives with you on the same plane.
waiter - someone with patience
expert - someone who was small but isn't any more
sailor - one who sells cheaply
tailor - a teller of stories
fortune - a tune of only four notes
chatterbox - a box to keep your chatter in
laundry - a place for drying your lawn (laun?)
Sellotape - a place that sells tape
I could go on all day
expert - someone who was small but isn't any more
sailor - one who sells cheaply
tailor - a teller of stories
fortune - a tune of only four notes
chatterbox - a box to keep your chatter in
laundry - a place for drying your lawn (laun?)
Sellotape - a place that sells tape
I could go on all day
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Conquest - A criminals illegal adventure
Mouse Pad - Rodent Residence
Medieval - Not completely wicked
Mouse Pad - Rodent Residence
Medieval - Not completely wicked
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Caesarean section - High-rent area in Rome.
Cat scan - A search for missing kitty.
Eclipse - What an Cockney barber does for a living.
Cat scan - A search for missing kitty.
Eclipse - What an Cockney barber does for a living.
Forceps - one more than three ceps
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
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Forceps - one more than three ceps
pistol -the price of peeing
total - the number of toes
spendthrift - money spent in charity shops
exorbitant - a former astronaut
taken - a poor relation to tae kwon do
Parent - the cost of hiring two of something
teacher - a lecturer on tea
parson - an average male descendent.
Love that one my fellow Brit.Burglarize - What a crook sees with.
Sudafed - A law suit against a government official.
Yawn - An honest opinion openly expressed.
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Tower - the guy that owns the towtruck
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Rampant - an insect with a skateboard
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Cellist - the list that states, which prisoner occupies which cell
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Deflower - throwing out the old bouquets
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Etc - An abbreviation that makes others think you know more than you actually do.
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Tears - The means by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
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asshole - the underground place where burrowing donkeys live
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Thinking - a monarch suffering from anorexia
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Tri-dent - something a person tries to put a hole in when hitting but fails to do so.
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Game of Thrones - unlabeled restrooms
German - a man who has the lurgy
Inkwell - An accomplished tattooist.
German - a man who has the lurgy
Inkwell - An accomplished tattooist.