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Hell no! I'd eat whatever I ordered. If someone is paying for my meal, I'm gonna make sure to get the best out of it. Now I think of it, I'd probably share it with them, if they wanted.

Would you ever watch a Knight Rider marathon dressed as one of the characters? (Or in your car, which has been dolled up to look like KITT.)
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I've never eaten elk but Id give it a try. (Does it taste just like chicken?)

Does age difference matter when it comes to dating?


Actually, elk is damned tasty. I'd say it was more beef-like (I know, weird, right? Everything tastes like chicken!). It's so very juicy and tender, makes one hell of a sausage smile

Anyway, enough raving about elk. I'm probably the most biased person to ask about this, but I honestly don't think age matters all that much. As long as everyone involved is legal, they connect, and they love each other, I see no harm. Heck, I know someone whose husband is 20 years older than her, and they're rock solid. Love is love.

I think I'll ask the same question, see if there's a different answer: Does age difference matter when dating?
Only if the pachyderm wanted me to piss upon it.

Would you ever tut at a tit, who was tittering at "It"?
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Would you tell your boss he's a twat to his face?


I actually did, in front of everyone. It doesn't really count, though, she's my friend XD

I've never tried climbing a tree to touch the full moon, but I'd certainly try.

Would you ever lob an ax at a lobster in the lobby of a lobotomist's lounge?
Gonna answer both questions, 'cause I wanna. My favourite cat breed is Kitten, of course, but in genuine feline terms, I'd say those ones that always look sad... Exoctic shorthair, I believe.

I'm on the fence about smoothies. I think it's the texture I'm not keen on.

Do you have a flag?
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Hmmmm what IS on my mind?

1) Andrew

2) A dream I had two days ago

3) Andrew

4) A story I'm gonna start up

5) Andrew

6) I work tomorrow as a cashier for the first time at Walmart. Start at 14:00.

Oh, and did I mention Andrew? ^.^


I'm sitting here, giggling and blushing like fury. Gosh darn it, Aria, I love you!
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I don't know if this is where I should post this question, but it's all about poetry, and (at first) that was all I was going to ask about. Apparently, I'm gonna include Flash in it as well.

Help me out? biggrin


If you ever need help with editing or additional voices, I'm your man. Well, your Kitty.
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Roses are red,
Violets are magenta
I wish I could find
The poems I sent 'er


Check yer sent box,
if you emailed her, man
but if on paper,
copy carbon could be a plan.
Confusing.

Throwing a boomerang, but it not coming back to you, until days later, when you're watching TV.
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Having no idea what either the Celtic Thunder or the Tenors are...(I am guessing sports teams) I would choose the Celtic Thunder on a purely cool-name basis.

Room temperature fruit, or refrigerated fruit?


XD they're bands. Funnily enough Celtic Thunder are a Celitc band, but they have a more modern sound, rather than traditionally Celtic. They're pretty damned good, and what I'd choose between them and The Tenors... But only by default, 'cause I don't know The Tenors. Knowing Aria, they're probably damned good singers, 'cause she loves bands with good singers.

Anyway, I'll have room temperature fruit.

Rocking out or mellowing out?
It depends on the lie, but I have in the past, and probably would again, depending on the lie. Wouldn't want to lie about something massive, like under oath, but a wee white lie, like saying we have plans to get them out of something dull (Wanna go to the movies and watch the new *insert name of boring movie*?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got plans with Andrew, isn't that right, Andrew?" "Yeah, we're gonna paint the town red!" "It's cool, I'll just ask Kate.", would be okay.

Would you ever have a business meeting in the naughty, naked, nude, just to impress some potential clients, who happen to be full-time naturists?
As she sidles up to me, her arm goes around my waist, and rests... Somewhere... She then whispers "I love you, sexy Kitty."
Backbreaking.

Jumping off a roof and surviving, only to get kicked in the teeth by an irate horse, and landing in a gorse bush.
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Poem

noun: poem; plural noun: poems

a piece of writing in which the expression of feelings and ideas is given intensity by particular attention to diction (sometimes involving rhyme), rhythm, and imagery.


That's the jist of what all the popular dictionaries say. Nothing wrong with their definition, except that poetry is so much more than that.

A poem isn't something you can describe, not in intellectual terms anyway. It's a form of art, so like any other art-form it's an expression of what resides deep inside the artist. Any poem that's written using only your mind isn't really a poem, is it? A poem is an expression of what lives in your soul, in a place that even you won't understand at times.

I remember my high school English teacher once reading a poem in class and one of the students asked why we have to read poetry - it was an incredibly boring poem. She was quiet for a while, then she smiled and replied, "We don't. Poems read us." I'm not sure any of us really understood what she meant, but I never forgot what she said. Over the years my mind has drifted back to a lot of things she taught me, so I've had time to think about it. I think that I finally understand. It explains why a dozen people can read the same poem and each find a different meaning, some even finding hidden messages that the poet wasn't even consciously aware of while writing it.

I think that many of us have been conditioned to believe that a poem should read like the ones we were taught at school - flowery, puzzling and deep. And through all of that it should also make sense. That's the problem right there, we were taught to study poems and to somehow - despite what we take from it - reach the 'right' conclusion. There was a 'correct' -prescribed - interpretation of each poem and then there was the interpretation that would earn you an easy F. It didn't matter what we thought or felt while reading, so most of us grew to hate poetry. Poetry became just one more useless thing to suffer through at school.

And as usual, I digress... in answer to your question, Andrew - yes, most of your poems are rather pointless, but that does not necessarily make them bad poems. On the contrary, I rather enjoy well-written pointless poetry, it's like a breath of fresh air for the brain and the soul. It's not over-thought or too hard to understand. They make me smile, even when I'm not in the mood to smile. I think of your poetry as a walk on the light side, except for when you're having a rant, but even those are well-written. I remember when you first arrived here and started posting your 'Lady Vodka' poems, I thought, "Hmm... how much can one say about Vodka? He'll run dry soon enough." I was wrong, the poems kept coming and strangely, each of them were interesting and unique. The world needs more poets like you.

Now if you truly want to contemplate what pointless poetry is all about, have a look at Aram Saroyan's poem, 'Lighght'. It's been estimated to be the most expensive word in history. Go figure... I wonder how long it took him to write that one.


I remember when I was in school, and studying poetry. I was lucky to have had a teacher who taught the exam answers, but also taught us no not be afraid of having an opinion other than the prescribed meaning, as you so eloquently put it.

As a reluctant poet, I tend to not think much about it, so the silliness that is in my soul (I like that one!) tends to just roam free.

I really wish I'd managed to publish 'Lighght'. It seems like nothing more than a typo, and as a poem, it does work, weirdly. More words have been written about the poem than is in the poem... That's a stroke of bloody genius!
If I could swim, I would, but I can't, so I won't. Still, I'd give it a bash.

Would you ever go skinny dipping?
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Under pressure (as Mr Mercury would say it)

An ironing board and a wave pool...


Nice, but you're supposed to sum it up in one word. Points for the Queen reference, though smile

Surfing!

A bag of crisps (chips) being eaten at the movies.
I generally see both, but I prefer sunset. There's something more magical and romantic about watching the day slip away Ra going into a slumber, as you hold hands with your lover, and gently kiss them. Yeah, definitely sunset.

Spider: Kill or just leave alone?
I've just polished off a cup of Lapsang Souchong. I really need more, though, the stuff I have is going a little south.
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I like brains.


Zombie


There are three songs that come to mind when I see that: Zombie by The Cranberries, Zombies by Lacuna Coil and Brain Stew by Green Day.

*Gnash, chew, chomp* Mmmm, brains! Yummy smile
I have done, so yeah, I would. Life's too short to care too much about what folk think.

Would you ever throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care?
The weather is Scottish here,
so to say the least, it's very queer:
Rain one minute, sun the next;
it changes with the flick of a wrist,
and I wouldn't have it any other way,
but now I'm here to say,
I win...
Get in a bin!
I've always fancied trying jellied ells, so yeah, I'd try. I do have reservations because it does look like it would be tough, but I'm game for anything.

I'll ask the same: Would you ever eat eel?
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What is on my mind .....hmmm I do believe that if I could just sleep until I wanna wake up and not wake up just because of my alarm clock, ...I do believe my mornings could be much more cheerful lol


I believe your mornings would turn into afternoons. I tend to sleep until I want to, being self employed, I can, and I don't get up until afternoon. I have an understanding with mornings, whereby, as long as I don't get out of bed, it won't bother me. If I get a full-time job, then I'll get a night shift one, simply so that I don't have to do mornings.
Hell yeah! I've always wanted to, so if the opportunity came along, I certainly would.

Would you ever eat a scorpion?