Hell no! I'd eat whatever I ordered. If someone is paying for my meal, I'm gonna make sure to get the best out of it. Now I think of it, I'd probably share it with them, if they wanted.
Would you ever watch a Knight Rider marathon dressed as one of the characters? (Or in your car, which has been dolled up to look like KITT.)
I'm just gonna stand here smiling.
Yes, and sometimes in a rather seductive manner.
Have you ever ridden on a dragon?
FISH! Preferably with chips.
Axes or swords? (Bonus: Swords or words?)
Only if the pachyderm wanted me to piss upon it.
Would you ever tut at a tit, who was tittering at "It"?
Gonna answer both questions, 'cause I wanna. My favourite cat breed is Kitten, of course, but in genuine feline terms, I'd say those ones that always look sad... Exoctic shorthair, I believe.
I'm on the fence about smoothies. I think it's the texture I'm not keen on.
Do you have a flag?
Scary.
A lone can of beer.
Confusing.
Throwing a boomerang, but it not coming back to you, until days later, when you're watching TV.
It depends on the lie, but I have in the past, and probably would again, depending on the lie. Wouldn't want to lie about something massive, like under oath, but a wee white lie, like saying we have plans to get them out of something dull (Wanna go to the movies and watch the new *insert name of boring movie*?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I've got plans with Andrew, isn't that right, Andrew?" "Yeah, we're gonna paint the town red!" "It's cool, I'll just ask Kate.", would be okay.
Would you ever have a business meeting in the naughty, naked, nude, just to impress some potential clients, who happen to be full-time naturists?
As she sidles up to me, her arm goes around my waist, and rests... Somewhere... She then whispers "I love you, sexy Kitty."
Backbreaking.
Jumping off a roof and surviving, only to get kicked in the teeth by an irate horse, and landing in a gorse bush.
If I could swim, I would, but I can't, so I won't. Still, I'd give it a bash.
Would you ever go skinny dipping?
I generally see both, but I prefer sunset. There's something more magical and romantic about watching the day slip away Ra going into a slumber, as you hold hands with your lover, and gently kiss them. Yeah, definitely sunset.
Spider: Kill or just leave alone?
I've just polished off a cup of Lapsang Souchong. I really need more, though, the stuff I have is going a little south.
I have done, so yeah, I would. Life's too short to care too much about what folk think.
Would you ever throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care?
Interesting.
A cannister of gas.
The weather is Scottish here,
so to say the least, it's very queer:
Rain one minute, sun the next;
it changes with the flick of a wrist,
and I wouldn't have it any other way,
but now I'm here to say,
I win...
Get in a bin!
I've always fancied trying jellied ells, so yeah, I'd try. I do have reservations because it does look like it would be tough, but I'm game for anything.
I'll ask the same: Would you ever eat eel?
Hell yeah! I've always wanted to, so if the opportunity came along, I certainly would.
Would you ever eat a scorpion?