I have moved the thread here for now until we have time to discuss and deal with it. I don't have time right now.
They are all childish and yes, Andy needs to calm down, but so does everyone else. People need to grow thicker skin.
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I have moved the thread here for now until we have time to discuss and deal with it. I don't have time right now.
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They are all childish and yes, Andy needs to calm down, but so does everyone else. People need to grow thicker skin.
“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”
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Macavity: The Mystery Cat
by T S Eliot
Macavity's a Mystery Cat: he's called the Hidden Paw—
For he's the master criminal who can defy the Law.
He's the bafflement of Scotland Yard, the Flying Squad's despair:
For when they reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of gravity.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime—Macavity's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air—
But I tell you once and once again, Macavity's not there!
Macavity's a ginger cat, he's very tall and thin;
You would know him if you saw him, for his eyes are sunken in.
His brow is deeply lined with thought, his head is highly domed;
His coat is dusty from neglect, his whiskers are uncombed.
He sways his head from side to side, with movements like a snake;
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always wide awake.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square—
But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there!
He's outwardly respectable. (They say he cheats at cards.)
And his footprints are not found in any file of Scotland Yard's
And when the larder's looted, or the jewel-case is rifled,
Or when the milk is missing, or another Peke's been stifled,
Or the greenhouse glass is broken, and the trellis past repair
Ay, there's the wonder of the thing! Macavity's not there!
And when the Foreign Office find a Treaty's gone astray,
Or the Admiralty lose some plans and drawings by the way,
There may be a scrap of paper in the hall or on the stair—
But it's useless to investigate—Macavity's not there!
And when the loss has been disclosed, the Secret Service say:
It must have been Macavity!'—but he's a mile away.
You'll be sure to find him resting, or a-licking of his thumb;
Or engaged in doing complicated long division sums.
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity,
There never was a Cat of such deceitfulness and suavity.
He always has an alibi, and one or two to spare:
At whatever time the deed took place—MACAVITY WASN'T THERE !
And they say that all the Cats whose wicked deeds are widely known
(I might mention Mungojerrie, I might mention Griddlebone)
Are nothing more than agents for the Cat who all the time
Just controls their operations: the Napoleon of Crime!
“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”
Quote by authorised1960beautiful Andy, publish it.
Saved (Ode to Ozzy)
You are what I desperately needed when I was lost
My life had demanded a massive emotional cost
Adrift, unwanted, alone and cruelly misused
My good nature and reputation cynically abused
Cowed and cautious, solitude my best defence
I clothed myself with an air of indifference
Shut away, out of sight and out of mind
Trying to leave the hurt and the bad memories behind.
But then I saw your face and realised I was wrong
To make myself believe that I did not belong
In a world where you urgently needed me
To be as strong as I possibly could be
To save you from an unpleasant fate
Another day or two and I would have been too late
To rescue not only you, but myself as well
From what was turning into a living hell
Your story was little better than mine, I heard
Rarely had you known affection or heard a kind word
I vowed to right that situation from the day that we met
And to never give you reason to ever regret
Trusting me to treat you with dignity and respect
And to love you as you had the right to expect
You gave me a reason to get up each day
To enjoy your company, to live, to laugh and play
To give to you freely and unashamedly
My love and and my heart unreservedly
I receive from you complete and utter devotion
Your loving looks fill me with such emotion
That I am proud to tell you every single day
How much I love you in every single way
You are more than a companion, you’re my best friend
And I’ll be with you all the way, right to the end
Until that final parting of our ways
When we reach the end of our days
But that time is a long way off yet,
Isn’t it, Ozzy, my beloved canine pet?
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Quite some years ago when the following poem was published in a small-circulation magazine, it caused quite a stir...
Easter
Jesus rose, yawned
Shrugged off his shroud
And reached for a
Cadbury's Creme Egg
(How do you eat yours?)
I was accused of being disrespectful to Christians and of blasphemy, both of whch are nonsense. My intention was an anti-commercialisation message about Easter - the "How Do You Eat Yours" slogan was a big advertising campaign at the time - but very few actually saw it as that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYLXe3LH33M&feature=player_detailpage
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Quite some years ago when the following poem was published in a small-circulation magazine, it caused quite a stir...
Easter
Jesus rose, yawned
Shrugged off his shroud
And reached for a
Cadbury's Creme Egg
(How do you eat yours?)
I was accused of being disrespectful to Christians and of blasphemy, both of whch are nonsense. My intention was an anti-commercialisation message about Easter - the "How Do You Eat Yours" slogan was a big advertising campaign at the time - but very few actually saw it as that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYLXe3LH33M&feature=player_detailpage
I'm not siding with them, but the poem is actually blasphemous. If you look at the meaning of blasphemy (From Wikipedia: Blasphemy is the act of insulting or showing contempt or lack of reverence for God, to religious or holy persons or things, or toward something considered sacred or inviolable), you're taking the Mick from the Lord, so yeah, it is blasphemous. For what it's worth, I actually quite like that wee poem. It may not have been your intention to blaspheme, but devout folk do tend to take things a wee bit too literally. Personally, I think levity and religion need to go hand in hand, but this forum is not really the proper venue for such heavy discussions.
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Will You?
Will you forgive clumsy indiscretions,
Mistakes and crass foolishness?
Will you look beyond a false impression
And seek an unbiased, un-blinkered truth?
Will you care enough to want to
Look any further than the obvious
And make the effort to overcome
Your preconceived notions?
Do you have it within you to agree
That mistakes have been made
By both parties in the conflict?
Do you have the willingness
And awareness to acknowledge
That to move forward what has passed
Needs to be left firmly in the past?
Can you forgive and forget?
More to the point, do you want to?
Most importantly:
Will you?
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In Primary School, one of the poets we studied was Pam Ayres. This installed in me a life long love of her work, she is wistful and funny and her perceptiveness captures both the Joy and the unfairness of life
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A dream that never came true
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A dream that never came true
Talking of talented ladies...
Rebs, this needs to be on the main forum. It is wonderful! xx
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A dream that never came true
Talking of talented ladies...
Rebs, this needs to be on the main forum. It is wonderful! xx
I agree Rebs, publish it
I would have to throw in a few more stanzas...
Quote by Rebellious_SoulIt's perfect as it is. Don't go changing it, just publish.Quote by paulusQuote by authorised1960Quote by Rebellious_Soul
A dream that never came true
Talking of talented ladies...
Rebs, this needs to be on the main forum. It is wonderful! xx
I agree Rebs, publish it
I would have to throw in a few more stanzas...