Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
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Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!
Don't worry, this guy never bites
(Unless some nice lady invites)
And I'll never punch
That is, before lunch
Nor after, it violates rights
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!
Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest
Quote by AriesDragonQuote by authorised1960Quote by AriesDragon
Paul, I'm so pleased you're back
there's someone to give Andy flack
and the forums need
more people indeed
to give them the spark that they lack
Goodness but it seems I'm the guy
Who can make punches fly
Even of they're e-blows
They still land on the nose
Of the guy sporting that e-black eye!
Oh Andy, I said it in jest
there is no need to protest
the flack that I mention
is purely by good intention
and by no means meant to divest
It appears we've both misunderstood
Joshing that was meant to be good
Never mind, it matters not
Because what I've got
Is a helmet on under my hood!
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A limerick is this,
Written by a bloke called Chris.
I'm just kiddin',
Chris is a midden,
a total munter, can't even get a kiss.
Written by a bloke called Chris.
I'm just kiddin',
Chris is a midden,
a total munter, can't even get a kiss.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Rest in Peace
Peaceful times ahead at Stories Space,
A calmer, more pleasant place,
No more disruptions in the forum,
From people who have no decorum,
It’s enough to put a smile on my face.
04-14-16.
A calmer, more pleasant place,
No more disruptions in the forum,
From people who have no decorum,
It’s enough to put a smile on my face.
04-14-16.
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Chasing Dragons
Since this thread has lost its way
and the protagonists are now at bay
I'll bring it back
and there'll be no flack
and that's the way it will stay.
and the protagonists are now at bay
I'll bring it back
and there'll be no flack
and that's the way it will stay.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Terrestrial Mermaid from Outer Space
There was once a forum thread
It was not everyone's bread
It's called limericks
I swear there's no tricks
I remember this site is blue not red.
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I thought I will give this a go
And confess, I am not a pro
Try as I might
Can't get it right
It's best to stick to what I know
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Chasing Dragons
There once was a Kiwi called 'E',
Who tried out some poetry.
She thought it was bad,
And not just a tad,
But it was quite the contrary!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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Look what I saw, when I peeked in
Could not resist to post something
Finding myself
Using my words
End of the line, last post, I win
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Chasing Dragons
That same Kiwi called 'E',
Obviously couldn't see,
That the thread she had found,
Had not been put down
To make her seem more Funneee! 🤣👍
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
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There was a girl from Yorkshire
A wee lass asking to be hire
Begging at the door
Happy to do chores
Her persistent, must be admire
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Here I sit, singing to music
My sisters playlist, not my pick
A selection of beats
I dance to, in my seat
Guarantee, it will do the trick
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Sunday is a day of leisure
Starting with slow morning pleasure
Hearty breakfast
One cannot miss
Those cherished moments to treasure
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Chasing Dragons
A pair of islands called NZ,
Down under, it has to be said,
Produced a young lass,
Who makes life a gas,
And brings joy whenever she's fed!
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana
Crazy old ape
Demons can often be seen
Roaming 'round during Halloween
Their faces are scary,
And people be wary,
For demons are often quite mean.
Halloween looms and my annual story is here. Is it a trick? Or a treat? Let me know.
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Green tea with ginger and lemon
Good for the flu, some will question
Better than coffee
No! Some won't agree
Still, a cuppa feels like heaven
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