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An elderly guy felt some passion
So he booked a callgirl for a session
when the lady came in
he tossed his clothes in the bin
and said: "When I'm done they'll be out of fashion"
So he booked a callgirl for a session
when the lady came in
he tossed his clothes in the bin
and said: "When I'm done they'll be out of fashion"
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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There was a young bandwagoneer,
who thought "I'll slap a bad limerick 'ere!"
He typed his crap,
then posted the pap,
and everyone looked at him in fear.
who thought "I'll slap a bad limerick 'ere!"
He typed his crap,
then posted the pap,
and everyone looked at him in fear.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Rest in Peace
Not in the mood to write a limerick,
Just the thought of it is making me sick,
So I'll just type some random crap,
Then go back to taking a nap,
And just get this thing over real quick.
Just the thought of it is making me sick,
So I'll just type some random crap,
Then go back to taking a nap,
And just get this thing over real quick.
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Quote by DirtyMartini
Not in the mood to write a limerick,
Just the thought of it is making me sick,
So I'll just type some random crap,
Then go back to taking a nap,
And just get this thing over real quick.
Your drivel is exceptionally bad
It actually makes me quite sad
Keep posting on the thread
You'll kill it stone dead
Will that leave you upset or glad?
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There once was a gall in Dundee
Who was totally gorgeous to see
Yet she could get no man
Because all the guys ran
When they found out that she was a he
Who was totally gorgeous to see
Yet she could get no man
Because all the guys ran
When they found out that she was a he
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
There once was a gall in Dundee
Who was totally gorgeous to see
Yet she could get no man
Because all the guys ran
When they found out that she was a he
With those guys it's no wonder
Why it's ever so easy to blunder
When one is believing
Looks so decieving
Your sexuality can be ripped asunder!
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There was a guy from who knows where,
You know, I suspect he had no hair.
He came in with a gun
and shot folk for fun.
Worst thing? It was all on a dare.
You know, I suspect he had no hair.
He came in with a gun
and shot folk for fun.
Worst thing? It was all on a dare.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I carry around so much junk
I'm not sure I have a big enough trunk
I know it's not fair
But I really don't care
I'm going to sit down right now and get drunk
I'm not sure I have a big enough trunk
I know it's not fair
But I really don't care
I'm going to sit down right now and get drunk
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Methinx this path has come to an end
With all the dribble that has been penned
It's time for all to have a fresh start
To have more fun and play it smart
And treat each other like a friend.
With all the dribble that has been penned
It's time for all to have a fresh start
To have more fun and play it smart
And treat each other like a friend.
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
Methinx this path has come to an end
With all the dribble that has been penned
It's time for all to have a fresh start
To have more fun and play it smart
And treat each other like a friend.
AMEN!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Quote by rolandlytleQuote by Dreamcatcher
Methinx this path has come to an end
With all the dribble that has been penned
It's time for all to have a fresh start
To have more fun and play it smart
And treat each other like a friend.
AMEN!
and AMEN!
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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There once was a girl behind the mask
Who hid her dreams inside a cask
Afraid to open the lid
So she never did
But someone else would if she asked
Who hid her dreams inside a cask
Afraid to open the lid
So she never did
But someone else would if she asked
I am little bo peep,
Someone stole my sheep.
Along I hop,
I will not stop
Until I catch that creep.
With my crook in hand.
I traversed the land.
Traveling far.
Guided by star.
An adventure unplanned.
I chased the man down.
To a far away town
I faced my foe,
Not losing a bow
I turned my flock around
Someone stole my sheep.
Along I hop,
I will not stop
Until I catch that creep.
With my crook in hand.
I traversed the land.
Traveling far.
Guided by star.
An adventure unplanned.
I chased the man down.
To a far away town
I faced my foe,
Not losing a bow
I turned my flock around
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I am little bo peep,
Someone stole my sheep.
Along I hop,
I will not stop
Until I catch that creep.
With my crook in hand.
I traversed the land.
Traveling far.
Guided by star.
An adventure unplanned.
I chased the man down.
To a far away town
I faced my foe,
Not losing a bow
I turned my flock around
This is a clever and neat use of the limerick format, Rebs. Well done you!
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When day slowly turns into night
and the treetops are hit by the light
of the sun going down
I just look at my spawn
and I know that my world is alright
and the treetops are hit by the light
of the sun going down
I just look at my spawn
and I know that my world is alright
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"