Candy for you and for me please
Give our tongues some little tease
Sweet temptations
Little sensations
Just give all the candy to me
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Europeanness by Kevin
My Europeanness bothers some Yanks:
I loathe baseball, I don't like Tom Hanks,
And I don't get my kicks
On their Route 66.
Californian wine? Mais non, thanks!
Je suis européen, oui, c'est vrai:
Français, néerlandais et anglais.
Allemand? Oui, aussi,
Et j'adore le chichi
Plus un Saint-Emilion, s'il vous plaît.
Europäer, der bin ich, jawohl!
In Deutschland, da lieb' ich den Kohl,
In England den Shandy,
In Frankreich den Brandy
Und in Holland Amanda van Dool.
Ik spreek Nederlands thuis op de laan.
Ik kan Frans, Duits en Engels verstaan.
Ik mag doughnuts niet eten
En baseball vergeten—
Ik ben helemaal Europeaan.
Quote by gypsy
Paulus, I found this one and thought particularly of you:
Europeanness by Kevin
My Europeanness bothers some Yanks:
I loathe baseball, I don't like Tom Hanks,
And I don't get my kicks
On their Route 66.
Californian wine? Mais non, thanks!
Je suis européen, oui, c'est vrai:
Français, néerlandais et anglais.
Allemand? Oui, aussi,
Et j'adore le chichi
Plus un Saint-Emilion, s'il vous plaît.
Europäer, der bin ich, jawohl!
In Deutschland, da lieb' ich den Kohl,
In England den Shandy,
In Frankreich den Brandy
Und in Holland Amanda van Dool.
Ik spreek Nederlands thuis op de laan.
Ik kan Frans, Duits en Engels verstaan.
Ik mag doughnuts niet eten
En baseball vergeten—
Ik ben helemaal Europeaan.
Quote by authorised1960
There's something not right about Paulus
You should hear the nasty things he calls us
Teutonic abuse
Is no bloody use
When no awful fate will befall us!![]()
Quote by paulus
When I read something odd from a friend
I will try to find out what he meant
For I want to prevent
That I misunderstand
And cause friendship to come to an end
Quote by authorised1960Quote by paulus
When I read something odd from a friend
I will try to find out what he meant
For I want to prevent
That I misunderstand
And cause friendship to come to an end
Your humour and mine are the same
So I'm not really to blame
if you misunderstood
A limerick that was good
A wind-up, albeit tame![]()
Quote by DirtyMartini
I wish I had the luxury of a fireplace,
But looking around that's hardly the case,
It's just my little rented room,
About the size of a tomb,
And not much in the way of space.
Quote by Dreamcatcher
With all this talk of snow I am sad
Wearing tshirt and shorts I feel bad
Looking for cheer
I grab another ice cold beer
and feel glad..
Quote by Circle_Something
Perhaps The Second Worst Limerick Ever
With that in mind,
you might just find,
I don't know,
are you slow?
This limerick is an affront to mankind.
Oh, and it is just a limerick, nothing more, nothing less.
Quote by paulus
Quote by Circle_Something
Perhaps The Second Worst Limerick Ever
With that in mind,
you might just find,
I don't know,
are you slow?
This limerick is an affront to mankind.
Oh, and it is just a limerick, nothing more, nothing less.Andrew, your statement in red is correct. For a basist, it's amazing how bad you are at the rythm of rhymes.BW84btMA56zcygUM
Quote by Circle_SomethingQuote by paulus
Quote by Circle_Something
Perhaps The Second Worst Limerick Ever
With that in mind,
you might just find,
I don't know,
are you slow?
This limerick is an affront to mankind.
Oh, and it is just a limerick, nothing more, nothing less.Andrew, your statement in red is correct. For a basist, it's amazing how bad you are at the rythm of rhymes.DZl1HMHS2Yp8Z5xB
Or maybe that's just what I want you to think!but in all seriousness, I did set out to write a really bad limerick because I find it quite a good challenge. It might seem a little twisted, but I don't mind.