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This is not a true limerick as it doesn't have the rhythm of a limerick. It would be better placed in the Random Poem thread.
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Quote by authorised1960Quote by Circle_Something
I find myself bored,
by the constant hoard
of madness here,
so I'm drinking beer,
until I am floored.
This is not a true limerick as it doesn't have the rhythm of a limerick. It would be better placed in the Random Poem thread.
Can you please stop trying to censor me?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
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Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
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Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Quote by authorised1960
Advice it is given for free
It makes no damn difference to me
Whether you take or leave it
But, would you believe it
"There are none so blind who will not see"
The saying is not "There are none so blind who will not see". That makes no sense at all.
"There are none so blind as those who will not see." is, perhaps, what you are driving at.
Regardless of whether or not you were aiming that little thing at anyone in particular, it is meaningless with such a grammatically imbalanced and incoherent last line.
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Scottish Limerick. If you're not Scottish, you probably won't get the rhythm 
Shite, am too cauld
ah wish ah wisnae bald!
Know whit al dae? Al knit a bunnit,
so al no huv tae run it,
as if am gonnae be mauled!
Shite, am too cauld
ah wish ah wisnae bald!
Know whit al dae? Al knit a bunnit,
so al no huv tae run it,
as if am gonnae be mauled!
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Keep these limericks somewhat clean please, there are other sites for smut. I would appreciate you guys stop "pushing the limits". This is a place for everyone and the forums are public. Thank you for your attention to this.
Hardly smut, Blue.
Still, no point in rocking the boat is there?
Just a little fun, B...
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Every word that I wrote, I am sure
Has been used here in poetry before
And I did not intend
To be rude and offend
I apologize and will do it no more
Has been used here in poetry before
And I did not intend
To be rude and offend
I apologize and will do it no more
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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There once was a place that was fun..
Where members laughed and played in the sun..
Then along came a cloud..
It rained on the crowd..
Umbrellas and rainsuits are donned..
Where members laughed and played in the sun..
Then along came a cloud..
It rained on the crowd..
Umbrellas and rainsuits are donned..
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Quote by authorised1960
there was an old man who had envy
of anyone younger and trendy
and so out of spite
with all his might
he made himself extremly unfriendly!
hahaha.. good one!!
and yes Rebs.. yours is quite well done for first time out....
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Trendy and younger he was such a sport..
Like a bull in a china shop he would cavort..
He jumped in the pool..
and acted a fool..
He lost his trunks and did snort..
Like a bull in a china shop he would cavort..
He jumped in the pool..
and acted a fool..
He lost his trunks and did snort..
