Is there such a thing as emoetry?
Or if it rhymes in some way, is it poetry?
Emos should be aware,
Not to lay their souls bare,
When the public's not part of their coterie.
Advice it is given for free
It makes no damn difference to me
Whether you take or leave it
But, would you believe it
"There are none so blind who will not see"
There is much to be said for brevity
One can say so much so succinctly
Explain one's exact feelings
Minus hidden meanings
It works very well, do believe me!
The rain is now turning to snow,
Be careful if outdoors you must go,
Dress warm and stay dry,
When the snow banks get high,
If it's slippery be sure to walk slow.
It's a good thing I don't have the power to give "vacations" .
This isn't the red site, Paul.
Keep these limericks somewhat clean please, there are other sites for smut. I would appreciate you guys stop "pushing the limits". This is a place for everyone and the forums are public. Thank you for your attention to this.
The lesson was harsh to the poet
He was in the wrong, and he knew it.
His words caused offence
And were reduced to obsolescence
Now he feels such a silly twit!
Every word that I wrote, I am sure
Has been used here in poetry before
And I did not intend
To be rude and offend
I apologize and will do it no more
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
**Removed by Authorised1960**
There once was a place that was fun..
Where members laughed and played in the sun..
Then along came a cloud..
It rained on the crowd..
Umbrellas and rainsuits are donned..
there was an old man who had envy
of anyone younger and trendy
and so out of spite
with all his might
he made himself extremly unfriendly!
Once upon a time in a sense.
There was a sad little girl and hence.
Whenever she cried,
All the plants died.
And she was spoiled ever since.
How is that for a first limerick?
Trendy and younger he was such a sport..
Like a bull in a china shop he would cavort..
He jumped in the pool..
and acted a fool..
He lost his trunks and did snort..
Giggle Giggle let's have some fun
No more cloudy days just the sun
Hold my reached out hand
Let's all giggle again
At harmless little puns
Just a little fun, B... 
