Would you ever?

No. I don't even like having medically necessary surgery, let alone doing it for purely aesthetic reasons. Maybe to cover a horrible burn scar or something, though.

WYE skip out on a tour group to do your own thing?

Almost certainly

Would you ever leave a boring party early, even if it were held for you?

No. My dear lady would plead for me to be patient.

WEA Write your autobiography in the third person so you wouldn't be recognised?

Oh, maybe. I'd probably still be recognized by anyone who was still awake after the first few chapters (my life isn't exactly scintillating).

WYE buy or lease a new car just to have a new one even though your old one was perfectly serviceable?

No. I tend to drive my cars into the ground

WYE kill a fly with your bare palm!

Probably done it but it's not my preferred approach.

WYE try to swat a wasp (or other stinging insect)?

Nope

WYE host your own television show?

If you can get me an audition---yes.

WEA Sing a song for a large captive audience

🤣 The resulting riot would end civilization as we know it. Yeah, no.

WYE take up acting on stage or screen?

No, not for me.

WYE take up a new art hobby, painting, pottery, etc?

I periodically think about it but it would have to be something that really engages me. Drawing of some form would be most likely.

WYE take the long way so you could enjoy the drive?

Yes.

Would you ever deep sea dive to 120 feet?

Nope!

WYE explore an undiscovered cave...alone?

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Would you ever deep sea dive to 120 feet?

Yes. Have, but only with a least one other diver and with a safety person on the boat. You have to be careful to decompress property. Definitely not for an inexperienced diver.

Yes, with the proper equipment and preparation and planning. Not on the spur of the moment, i.e., spontaneously. Easy to be courageous with the proper planning and preparation.

Would you ever ride at speed with a NASCAR driver at the wheel?

Probably not. I get nervous at high speed* even when I'm not at the wheel.

WYE accept a ride in a military-grade jet?

* by high speed, I mean over about 110km/h, certainly above 120.

I would, but I'd probably end up vomiting.

WYE skydive?

Nope. Falling from a plane ain't for me.

WYE teach a class in something you knew well?

Done it. Frequently. Enjoyed seeing rapt attention on usually sullen faces.

WEA Nurse back to fitness a wild bird , injured in your garden.

Would probably find someone more knowledgeable of these things than I.

WYE go up to a total stranger and start talking to them?

Nope.

WYE Massively overpay for something that you wanted, just because it was hard to find?

Maybe if I really, really, really wanted it more than anything else on Earth, but I'm generally kind of cheap that way.

WYE take an otherwise uninteresting or problematic job just for the money?

I have, to a degree. I spent thirteen years working in factories that made lightbulbs. The only thing that made it bearable was that I was a production supervisor.

WYE work a permanent night shift?

I would, my sleep schedule has always been messed up, and mornings are awful. Nights would probably serve me better.

WYE take a vacation by yourself?

My dear lady wouldn't allow it. Anyway, it wouldn't be a vacation without her.

WYE Purchase medication recommended on the internet?

Depends where on the Internet it was recommended, but generally not.

WYE purchase cut-rate meds over the Internet?

Never. I don't even like taking prescribed meds, so I would never risk it.

WYE sit through a concert on TV of music that you hated just because someone else does?

Reluctantly. I guess.

WYE Allow yourself to be hypnotised

I have tried but I don't seem to "go under" very easily so kind of gave up.

WYE flip a coin to make a decision that really mattered?

No.

WYE eat something you know you shouldn't (i.e. something sugary if diabetic)?