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Would you ever hide from a assassin bunny with a cotton ball?
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Yes.
Would you ever hug and take care of a kitty that's sick and left by it self at the age of 6 weeks?
Would you ever hug and take care of a kitty that's sick and left by it self at the age of 6 weeks?
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Ye, and I'm asking you to come alone.
Would you ever make a dream come true?
Would you ever make a dream come true?
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Yep. Need some kind of excitement in my life somehow 
Would you ever do a stand up at a nightclub like Larry the Cable Guy?
Would you ever do a stand up at a nightclub like Larry the Cable Guy?
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Yes, I did. In the late 70's I did a semi-regular 'unknown comic' routine in the local comedy lounge on amateur nights. I think my jokes were better than the original, but the bag on his head fit better. (Ask your parents if you do not know that one and are in the USA)
Would you go to a training camp for rodeo and then compete at the end?
Would you go to a training camp for rodeo and then compete at the end?
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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Been there done that almost got my left arm rip off 
So yes lets do it again
Would you ever look a bull in the eye after you show it whos boss?
So yes lets do it againWould you ever look a bull in the eye after you show it whos boss?
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I wouldn't be showing it whose boss, so no.
Would you ever purposefully harm an animal?
Would you ever purposefully harm an animal?
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Nooo
Would you ever give a bull a hug?
Would you ever give a bull a hug?
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Given the chance, yes. What type of Bull would it be... it could be an elephant, an ungulate... or even a frog...
Would you ever be a vegetarian?
Would you ever be a vegetarian?
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That's what I'm doing right now to lose a few pounds.
Would you ever hide in the dark from a bunny?
Would you ever hide in the dark from a bunny?
Forum Facilitator
Not unless I changed my name to Anya.
Would you ever try the world's hottest vindaloo?
Would you ever try the world's hottest vindaloo?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Not on my life. I'd rather have my intestines cremated *after* I died, which hopefully won't happen for a few years yet.
Would you ever kill an animal yourself, to eat it?
Would you ever kill an animal yourself, to eat it?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Does fishing count???
Would you ever tell a ghost story to Ginger?
Would you ever tell a ghost story to Ginger?
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I'd love to, but it would have to be in creepy place, for better effect
Would you ever panic, if you'd hear a creepy sound, right after a creepy story?
Would you ever panic, if you'd hear a creepy sound, right after a creepy story?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Maybe Would you ever put a binky in Sugarbaby mouth just to shut her up at times?
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No, but maybe you and Sugarbaby should get a room.
Would you ever communicate through emoticons only?
Would you ever communicate through emoticons only?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Tried but my emoticons took a week off right now.
Would you ever drink milk with cookies??
Would you ever drink milk with cookies??
Forum Facilitator
Isn't milk and cookies a traditional thing? Why wouldn't anyone do that?
Would you ever answer a question with another question?
Would you ever answer a question with another question?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I always do.
Would you save someone who's on the edge?
Would you save someone who's on the edge?
Active Ink Slinger
Depends who that someone is... I may give them a little nudge closer to the edge... 
Would you ever pack up your whole life and head into the unknown?
Would you ever pack up your whole life and head into the unknown?
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I have and here I am with all of you people here :P
Would you ever ride Aries pet dragon when she's not looking?
Would you ever ride Aries pet dragon when she's not looking?
Forum Facilitator
No. The Dragon Code states that no person should ride on another's without their express permission, otherwise the dragon is very much within its rights to eat the non-permitted rider.
Would you ever go to a Marilyn Manson show?
Would you ever go to a Marilyn Manson show?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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I'd like to experience that, but I don't think I'll fit in with the crowd there, so I probably won't.
Would you ever kiss a sea lion?
Would you ever kiss a sea lion?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"