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Yes. I kiss my little pussy cat all the time. She's a real attention wh*re.

Would you order a big meal when someone else is buying and then eat none of it?
Hell no! I'd eat whatever I ordered. If someone is paying for my meal, I'm gonna make sure to get the best out of it. Now I think of it, I'd probably share it with them, if they wanted.

Would you ever watch a Knight Rider marathon dressed as one of the characters? (Or in your car, which has been dolled up to look like KITT.)
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Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
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Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Sure why not


Would you ever pose nude for a magazine
Noooo. Lmao

Would you ever get free plastic surgery?
If it was rhinoplasty, then yeah, I would, as long as it was done by a qualified, assured professional, as part of a pro-bono deal they'd struck up with a health board or some such. I'm sick of not being able to breathe properly, and a cosmetic procedure to widen the nasal passages, even though it wouldn't be pleasant, would help with that. Any other surgery, no thanks.

Oh, and, yes, I would pose nude for a magazine. I don't see that there's anything wrong with it, as long as it was tasteful, and not degrading.

Would you ever kiss a shark?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
I actually have.

Would you ever ride a rollercoaster on top of the highest building in the world?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Iwould never believe that promise, not anymore, but leave for a new life I did before, and I have no regrets, even if that life is about to end too.

would you leave someone to die, if you really hated him or her?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
Iwould never believe that promise, not anymore, but leave for a new life I did before, and I have no regrets, even if that life is about to end too.

would you leave someone to die, if you really hated him or her?


I'd like to think I would... but in my heart of hearts I know I wouldn't and, more lilkely, just could not.

Would you ever say never wearing leather in the heather whilst being tickled with a feather?
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Quote by paulus
Iwould never believe that promise, not anymore, but leave for a new life I did before, and I have no regrets, even if that life is about to end too.

would you leave someone to die, if you really hated him or her?


I'd like to think I would... but in my heart of hearts I know I wouldn't and, more lilkely, just could not.

Would you ever say never wearing leather in the heather whilst being tickled with a feather?

That depends on who is holding that feather. I would never say never to the woman I love.

And for the record, I couldn't walk away on anyone in need of help, even if it were my worst enemy (if I had one)

Keep forgetting: new question......
Would you ask her to marry you, to become filthily rich, but without real love?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I'll change her to him, NO.
I'd only marry for love and to want to be with them.

Always.

Would you ever keep extra money the cashier gives to you or would you give it back, if they gave too much back?
Yes I would smile

Would you ever fall asleep daring a movie with someone your on a date with?
No, I'm sorry, I've only got little to spare.

Would you ever dive into the sea from a high cliff?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Quote by paulus
No, I'm sorry, I've only got little to spare.

Would you ever dive into the sea from a high cliff?



Only if it was to save my life

Could you care about that hare with no hair over there?
I would care for that hare without hair overthere
It looks yummy and my tummy asks to cook and prepare

would you share your best booze with an asshole if it was the only drink you could offer?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Yes and then I'll toss him/her out on his/her butt after they get drunk :P

Would you ever light a nightlight on a light night like tonight?
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Yes and then I'll toss him/her out on his/her butt after they get drunk :P

Would you ever light a nightlight on a light night like tonight?

No I wouldn't. I enjoy the calm the darkness and silence, that reign my house at night. The only lights I sometimes need, are those of love, and my bright computerscreen ofcourse, to come here.

Would you ever accept the invitation, if a friendly alien from outer space were to ask you to join him, to boldly go, where no-one has gone before?
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
No.

If someone was short by a quarter or less in front of you in line, would off to make up the difference?
Yes I would, and I have. And I would vote too. People can make terrible mistakes, they might never forgive themselves, and that will allways haunt them, specially when public opinion won't let it rest. To me, people are not defined by one mistake, no matter how big. If it really was a mistake, he deserves a second chance. In life and in whatever he aspires.

Would you be able to forgive, if someone destroyed a childs life by touching him in ways, no child should ever be touched? My answer to that question is "No! Not ever!"
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Not if it was my kid, which I have none.



( I've made up the difference in change before. Not for a long time)

If you found a wallet, would you turn it in?

Would you look inside it?
I'd look inside it, to see if there was any form of ID in it. If there was, I'd take it to the house of the owner and hand it back. I actually did that once, and I used Google to help me track them down. It's scary how much information you can glean from a small amount of information. I was offered a reward, but I told them not to bother. I did it to be kind, not for the money.

If you were in prison, would you ever challenge the Top Dog for supremacy?
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
I'm not sure. Lmao

Do you love torch singers?
Yes, but too lazy to put in the effort.

Would you ever fight someone to defend your friends even though you know you're at a disadvantage.
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Yes, but too lazy to put in the effort.

Would you ever fight someone to defend your friends even though you know you're at a disadvantage.


At one time I would have, definitely, especially if they were smaller and less able to stick up for theirself. Nowadays I am too bloody opld, too slow and really could not give a rats ass! Hard? Maybe... but my big mouth has got me into too much trouble in the past to want to be putting my head above the parapet any more for anyone else...

Would you shoo Sue who was trying screw and sue you for a couple of sou?
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Yes, but too lazy to put in the effort.

Would you ever fight someone to defend your friends even though you know you're at a disadvantage.


At one time I would have, definitely, especially if they were smaller and less able to stick up for theirself. Nowadays I am too bloody old, too slow and really could not give a rats ass! Hard? Maybe... but my big mouth has got me into too much trouble in the past to want to be putting my head above the parapet any more for anyone else...

Would you shoo Sue who was trying screw and sue you for a couple of sou?
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At one time I would have, definitely, especially if they were smaller and less able to stick up for theirself.


You underestimate small people. Though small they may be, mighty is what they are. Seriously, feisty wee buggers, small folk are. That could be your downfall, underestimating anyone, but especially a small folk. Oh, and the word is "themselves".

Nah, I'd just let the bitch be.

Would you ever do a wall of death at a metal concert?

Here's a wall of death, just in case you don't know:

Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:

Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
hell no!!

That dude is scary.



Runs to Paul's arms..lmao.

hold me!!!

Would you ever eat goodies or food that wasn't yours from the office fridge?