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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??
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I'm thinking what I could possibly come up with that would be more outrageous than what I expect you have done in real life. Hmmm. Arrested for hiding in a stall in the ladies' room at the deli and scaring old ladies who go in to powder their noses.
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arrested for smoking cat dandruff and telling a mother superior that any friend of batman is a friend of mine
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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arrested for being the dealer who sold me cat dandruff
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Another funny facts thread? This seemsto be almost the same asthe mentioned thread. Even the jokes are on repeat (cat dandruff)
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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was arrested for smuggling pampers disposable diapers from Mexico and trying to sell them on street corners from under his raincoat
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Was arrested for being a serial salt shaker top loosener (interestingly, most of his crimes take place in delis)
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She was arrest continuously for singing "Je dis que rien", Micaela's Aria from Carmen at 3 in the morning at Denny's.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
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She was arrest continuously for singing "Je dis que rien", Micaela's Aria from Carmen at 3 in the morning at Denny's.
Hey, I am not the deli criminal.
Was arrested for doing the Macarena. Period.
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Was arrested for trying to surf Lake Michigan in February
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Drinking coffee while driving 100 mph and saying "I was late, officer"
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For staggering to a Starbucks and demanding a large coffee scaring the employees
see the Lush coffee gang is meeting here
see the Lush coffee gang is meeting here You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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For eating gluten in a gluten free zone
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busted by the fashion police for wearing white after labor day
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Busted by the fashion police for not knowing it is now ok to wear white after Labor Day 
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For having too many flowers in her yard showing up the rest of the street.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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For trampling my flowers! You kids stay off my lawn! 
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For trampling my flowers! You kids stay off my lawn!
Sorry just looking for some spinach. Arrested for spitting sunflower seed husks onto the ground.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
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arrested for spitting spinach jiuice in the street
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
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For stealing a pork pie from a pie stall at The Western International Market.
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for leaving her curlers in her hair when she went on a date
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Kiera You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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For needing curlers in his hair before he went on a date.
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for sitting and reading trashy romance novels while eating bon-bons
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Hi Talia You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
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For selling stink bomb balloons to minors after consuming several tins of baked beans
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He held up the corner shop to steal all their lollipops
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He pinched Prince Charles's wife's bottom and she liked it.
LOL edit damn you are fast that was meant for Ajax
She flicked a peanut at Margaret Thatchers sisters husbands uncles friends brothers neighbours wifes dog walker and it got stuck in his nose.
LOL edit damn you are fast that was meant for Ajax
She flicked a peanut at Margaret Thatchers sisters husbands uncles friends brothers neighbours wifes dog walker and it got stuck in his nose.
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Ajax walks dogs for a living and has a peanut stuck up his nose.