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What Outrageous Crime was The Person Above You Arrested For??

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Kiera was arrested for leading a protest outside a green tea factory .
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Kiera was arrested for leading a protest outside a green tea factory .


It was totally justified, green tea is an abomination.

Ajax attempted to pole volt over the Mississippi with a worn out pogo stick that he stole.
Running the 100 metre track hurdles in high heels.
armed water pistol robbery at a cheese deli counter at Asda
Cruelty to cacti
Wearing bird crap on his head after Labor Day
white water rafting in the street after a thunderstorm and stalling traffic
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Stuffing IOUs in the barista tip jar at Starbucks
paying her starbucks tab with counterfeit monopoly money
Doing hula-hoop dancing along side the turnpike for tips.
passing counterfeit money with disney characters on it
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for not savoring the taste of a good cup of Kona coffee.....second charge was to put sugar in same cup.
Arrested for rooting for the Seahawks in Dallas
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by SweetKing126
Arrested for not savoring the taste of a good cup of Kona coffee.....second charge was to put sugar in same cup.


Scared you know how he takes his coffee.


Arrested for smuggling hot dogs in buns into Seahawks games . . .
Arrested for being late to a meeting in the Napoleon Court complex at the Louvre
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by Shotgun011
Arrested for being late to a meeting in the Napoleon Court complex at the Louvre


Come on, that's only an infraction.


Arrested for shampooing and rinsing, but not repeating.
Arrested for singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds while getting an MRI
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by Shotgun011
Arrested for singing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds while getting an MRI


(Little does he know, I would be arrested for singing. Period.)


Arrested for eating all the charms out of the Lucky Charms boxes.
arrested for tap dancing in elevators
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for failing to rewind VCR tapes. And for owning a VCR.
Scared you know how he takes his coffee.


Don't worry, Talia, I have informants.

Arrested for being too darn hot !!
For drinking tea with honey...it's just wrong on so many levels.

Hey Sweetie
The evidence is GONE !!! PROVE IT !!


For not drinking at least one cup of good coffee a day....THAT is just wrong on so many levels.

Hiya dear
arrested for drinking 3 day old coffee
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Ummm.....I am guilty of day old coffee twice this week....lol


Arrested for putting a penny on the rails so a train can flatten it
Arrested for robbing a Starbucks for coffee not money
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Arrested for not letting every drop of coffee seep through the grounds
Arrested for stealing sweets from small children.

Hey Sweetie
Arrested for eating burned bagels
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Quote by SweetKing126
Scared you know how he takes his coffee.


Don't worry, Talia, I have informants.

Arrested for being too darn hot !!


King: Arrested for peeking at my thermometer


Shotgun: Arrested for burning Kiera's bagels