Here is another silly game, but it can get creative: it is based on the jokes that begin: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs . . ."
There are the simple ones: Ques: "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, hanging on the wall?" Answer: Art
And the more imaginative ones: Ques: "What do you call a dyslexic guy with no arms and no legs, in a breadbox?" Answer: Olaf
So, see what you can come up with. I have had loads of fun at cocktail hour with these.
what do you call a man with no brain?..... normal
What do you call a guy who sells his body in Germany?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, covered in mustard on a bun? Answer: Frank! hahahahahah
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, with a phone taped to the side of his head?
Colin
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Dougal?
How do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who arrived only a few moments ago?
Justin
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who steals your wallet?
Clever
What do you call a lady or man who likes a swing?
I don't get Hebert . . . .
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who lifts your car?
Jack
What do you call a man with no arms and legs under the bed?
(Think years ago)
Claude! HA AHAHA HAHA.
/warning awful pun ahead
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that girls put in their hair?
a man with only one arm.... hand solo
This thread is going much better than I thought it would. I was concerned about people taking it too far. I was wrong. (so far) I will try one.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs shoved at the top of a hill?
Roland
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Sean?
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves?