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What do I do, love?
I just want to be with you.
Is that wrong of me?
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Quote by Rebellious_Soul
What do I do, love?
I just want to be with you.
Is that wrong of me?


To love and to be
loved is magical, special
which is what you are.
Rest in Peace
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the same people who
told us the world is not flat
Spoilsports all of them!


The world is not flat
Well, is that really a fact?
Don't trust all you hear.
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

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Quote by DirtyMartini
The world is not flat
Well, is that really a fact?
Don't trust all you hear.

If the world's not flat
We cannot fall of the edge
That is good to know
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by DirtyMartini
The world is not flat
Well, is that really a fact?
Don't trust all you hear.

If the world's not flat
We cannot fall of the edge
That is good to know


do not be so sure
that the world you love and trust
will not trip you up
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if you need to cry
I always have a shoulder
and two open ears
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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The help of a friend
In a time of great crisis
Is a priceless gift.
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You are everything.
The air, the sky, the oceans,
Every thought of mine.

Come to me, brightest
Star in the universe, light
Of my life, my world.
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nausea, sickness,
turmoil and mental distress:
Alcohol is bad!
Rest in Peace
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My cat, I love you.
You're my heart and soul, kitty.
Angel from above.


My one true love is
Coffee. I drink you until
I'm fully sated.
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Haiku is silly.
It makes no damn sense at all.
Beans make me gassy.
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If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
Haiku is silly.
It makes no damn sense at all.
Beans make me gassy.


You need better beans,
And then you will clearly know
Beer is even worse
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Haiku is silly.
It makes no damn sense at all.
Beans make me gassy.


You need better beans,
And then you will clearly know
Beer is even worse
Thing to remember
when you're running out of gas
to keep your house warm
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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A house is not warm
If the windows are open
and my ass is bare
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A house is not warm
If the windows are open
and my ass is bare

Don't bare your behind
when your windows are open
and it's cold outside
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Oh look it's snowing.
Can you hear the wind blowing,
Lets just stay inside.
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Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Oh look it's snowing.
Can you hear the wind blowing,
Lets just stay inside.



This is cute - just like the composer


do not take offence
at a compliment that is
said to make you smile
Rest in Peace
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Damn snow is falling,
Inside I will be staying.
Weather's appalling.
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Damn snow is falling,
Inside I will be staying.
Weather's appalling.


A fresh air phobic?
your lungs must be moth-eaten
and full of stale air
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Invisible to
All, picks up the gun weakly,
Pulls, squirting water.

Break these chains that bind
Me, set me free. I can't take
Anymore, help me.
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My tears are salty,
Running down my cheeks softly,
I'm only a shell.
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dance to the music
that is playing in your head
as it's the best kind
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Junk Food Haiku

Big Mac, shake and fries;
Chili cheese dog on a bun;
Hold the onions, please.
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Junk Food Haiku

Big Mac, shake and fries;
Chili cheese dog on a bun;
Hold the onions, please.


This diet will lead
To a heart attack one day
Junk food is not good.