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The night is quiet
But the noise inside my head
Will keep me awake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Marmite on thick toast
Warming, delicious, tasty
My favourite snack

Fear lingers about,
Men with guns guard us,
Lead us home again.
Allow my arms to
Enfold you and protect you
When you are afraid
Olive oil, garlic
fry those shrimps and add some rice
heaven on a plate
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Let us not forget
Others visit here as well
So behave yourself!
Let us sing a song,
And so we can get along,
Songs can do no wrong.
I need my coffee
to poor a little warmth in
and to start the day
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I believe in me:
So would you as well if you
Could learn to trust me
You amuse us with
Childish tantrums, crazy pants.
Time for changing them.


****
No one cares about
Nonsensical drivel that's
From your potty mouth.
You've awoken
The sleeping dragon called quest,
In that we journey.

****

There is no end to
How much I love you my love
Glows from head to toe.



*******


You are my star I
Looked for all of my life. I have
Finally found you.
I am writing
A haiku to you to tell
You that I love you.
You soothed my soul as
We collided into one
Most beautifully.



******
Black cats are good luck
And if you love them they will
Bring you much love back.
You haven't a clue
on what to do with you now
do something random
this hard shell I wear
conceals a fragile ego
easily broken
My heart beats faster
Every time I hear her voice
Or sense her near me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
I wrote a Haiku
Because there's a Haiku thread
No other reason
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

by a certain age
the ways of childhood should have
been left behind you

somehow, though this fact
appears to have escaped you
and childlike you stay

not that its all bad:
your naivity brings
a smile to my face.
My heart can't cope with
the sheer abundance of love
I have to give you

I offer my soul
my life and my promises
to make you happy
Haiku, what are you?
Not really a poem, just more
Like something to do.
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Why is it Haiku?
Is there a low coo out there?
Who decides this crap?
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...

Quote by DirtyMartini
Why is it Haiku?
Is there a low coo out there?
Who decides this crap?


the same people who
told us the world is not flat
Spoilsports all of them!
You are everything.
The air, the sky, the oceans,
Every thought of mine.

Come to me, brightest
Star in the universe, light
Of my life, my world.