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Rest in Peace
Quote by authorised1960
the same people who
told us the world is not flat
Spoilsports all of them!
The world is not flat
Well, is that really a fact?
Don't trust all you hear.
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
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A leaky heater,
stinking out my room, will be
fixed soon: With a wrench.
stinking out my room, will be
fixed soon: With a wrench.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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Quote by DirtyMartini
The world is not flat
Well, is that really a fact?
Don't trust all you hear.
If the world's not flat
We cannot fall of the edge
That is good to know
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Broken, beaten and
useless. I'm just another
sick mental patient.
useless. I'm just another
sick mental patient.
Ghosts, flamingos, guitars and vodka. Eclectic subjects, eccentric stories:
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
Humorous guide & Recommended Read =^.^= How To Make a Cup of Tea
A flash fiction series :) A Random Moment in Time
Editors' Pick! :D I Am The Deep, Dark Woods
And another EP!: The Fragility of Age
=^.^=
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if you need to cry
I always have a shoulder
and two open ears
I always have a shoulder
and two open ears
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Rest in Peace
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If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by gypsyThing to rememberQuote by Dreamcatcher
Haiku is silly.
It makes no damn sense at all.
Beans make me gassy.
You need better beans,
And then you will clearly know
Beer is even worse
when you're running out of gas
to keep your house warm
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
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Quote by Dreamcatcher
A house is not warm
If the windows are open
and my ass is bare
Don't bare your behind
when your windows are open
and it's cold outside
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Rest in Peace
Damn snow is falling,
Inside I will be staying.
Weather's appalling.
Inside I will be staying.
Weather's appalling.
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Junk Food Haiku
Big Mac, shake and fries;
Chili cheese dog on a bun;
Hold the onions, please.
Big Mac, shake and fries;
Chili cheese dog on a bun;
Hold the onions, please.