Spoil my Wish

1 Apr 2015

So, the way this works, is someone wishes for something. Then the next person says 'Granted' but then goes on to say something that spoils it. Then they make a wish and so on...

For example.

Person 1. I wish I had a personal chef.

Person 2. Granted, but all he knows how to cook is macaroni and cheese.

I'll start.

I wish I was on a luxury cruise.

1 Apr 2015

Granted - but it is the Carnival Triumph help

I wish I could sing

1 Apr 2015

Granted- but you only know the words to Barry Manilow songs.

I wish Muse would provide me with VIP tickets to all their concerts.

Hi Talia hello2

1 Apr 2015

Granted - the there was a mistake and the actual band is called Moos

I wish I could sing...

1 Apr 2015

Granted but all you can sing is this.... Whistle

I wish The Glorious Gunners would win all the cups this year.

1 Apr 2015

Granted - but they are only at the fun fair coconut shy

I wish Muse would pay a surprise visit to Keira

1 Apr 2015

Quote by authorised1960

Granted - the there was a mistake and the actual band is called Moos

I wish I could sing...

This made me laugh out loud.

Granted: but Kiera is in the shower and does not know they are there

1 Apr 2015

granted

i wish talia had made a wish binky

1 Apr 2015

Quote by ginger86
granted

i wish talia had made a wish

Granted Talia wished I was Henry "The Hunk" Cavills Wife.

I wish I was Henry's Wife

1 Apr 2015

Granted, but Henry decided to come out of the closet and ran of with george micheal

I wish I had a nice boat

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

granted. here she is Shhh

i wish I had more wishes

1 Apr 2015

Quote by ginger86
granted. here she is

i wish I had more wishes

ROFLMAO A smart car with a mini boat OMG!!! I am LMAO here my ginger.

Granted, you get one more wish but you wish for me to be able to cook decent non burn't pizza and even god cannot grant that babes.

1 Apr 2015

Granted, but you were so indecisive, that you qished all those wishes away again

I wish I was handsome

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

Granted, you now look like the phantom of the opera.

I wish I could finish my stories.

1 Apr 2015

Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

Quote by paulus
Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire

granted, but he's dead and not dancing so well these days Shhh

i wish for a pizza made by my kk

1 Apr 2015

Quote by paulus
Granted, but they'll all end with: and they lived happily everafter

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire

Im thinking its just gonna be the hamlet joke in peter pan.. .

Granted but its always cold

I wish I had powers

1 Apr 2015

Granted but you only have one and that just powers your laptop

Wish was finally Spring

You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan

1 Apr 2015

Too slow - edited version : Granted - It's Austin Powers

Granted - It rains all the time

Wish I were younger.

"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"

1 Apr 2015

Granyed but you lose your memories.

I wish i was home

1 Apr 2015

Quote by meredith
Too slow - edited version : Granted - It's Austin Powers

Granted - It rains all the time

Wish I were younger.

Granted, now find someone to change your diapers

Quote by Rebellious_Soul
I wish i was home.

Granted too, but you'll have to get the bats out of the cave yourself

Wish I wasn't so damn handsome happy8

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

Grant, takes your mask off

I wish I had a pet dragon

1 Apr 2015

Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Grant, takes your mask off

I wish I had a pet dragon

Granted, he was kind enough to light the fireplace for you

I wish I had a castle

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

Granted It's a castle in the sky.
I wish I had cake

1 Apr 2015

Granted, but it's your least favorite cake

Wish i had an extra thick milkshake

1 Apr 2015

Granted it was thick as cake.

I wish I could throw this cake at someone.

1 Apr 2015

Granted but you've started a food fight and someone just hit u in the head with a hotdog.

I wish i could turn back time

1 Apr 2015

Granted, but can only turned back time to the moment you're getting my cake.

I wish I could fly.

1 Apr 2015

Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Granted, but can only turned back time to the moment you're getting my cake.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but the fly can you too

I wish I had an aquarium

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

Granted but you are self taught and get arrested for not having a licence.

I wish was a master ninja

Grr Paulus U beat me... granted but its full of piranhas leaving u fingerless each time you try to feed them.

I still wish I was a Ninja