Spoil my Wish

1 Apr 2015

Granted but you took lessons from my boyfriend, Otaku_Ninja!

I wish I was with him now.

1 Apr 2015

Quote by Kiera
...... leaving u fingerless ..........

uhm......

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I wish I was with him now.

Granted, but he has to sleep

I wish my leg wouldn't sleep from sitting wrong

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

1 Apr 2015

granted,,, but your arms fall asleep instead

i wish for world peace... or a perfect pizza binky

2 Apr 2015

Granted...but you will never have peace in your mind... or granted but it cost millions of dollars

I wish I could work least and get paid more.

2 Apr 2015

Granted: but you are constantly getting sued for patent infringement.

I wish I liked eggplant

2 Apr 2015

Granted - but it tastes of mouldy cheese.

I wish I was a famous author...

2 Apr 2015

Granted: but Al Qaeda wants you dead and you are forced to go into hiding and live in a Volkswagen mini-van up on blocks.

I wish that high heels never hurt my feet

2 Apr 2015

Granted you can now walk on your hands.

Hi Talia hello2

I wish I had a chocolate brownie

2 Apr 2015

Granted I baked some dark chocolate chip brownies just for you.

I wish my favorite person were here with me right now.

I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.

2 Apr 2015

granted but you're still there by yourself Whistle

i wish i was there to share kiera's brownie

2 Apr 2015

Granted but Froggy can't bake one bit, I'd rather eat my own pizza...here you can have the brownie binky

I wish I didn't now have to call an Ambulance for Ginger who just ate the brownie Froggy baked Whistle

2 Apr 2015

Granted: but now you are stuck pumping her stomach.

I wish I could eat the huge hunk of cake I am eating without gaining weight.

Hi Kiera! geek

2 Apr 2015

Granted, Froggy baked it, I will be pumping your stomach momentarily binky

Hi Talia

I wish Muse would do a live concert in my garden.

2 Apr 2015

Granted - but you're away on holiday

Wish Talia had saved me some cake crybaby

Hi ladies

2 Apr 2015

Granted, seems like I will be pumping stomachs all night.

Hi Wren hello2

I wish I knew first aid and how to pump stomachs seen's its going to become necessary in the not to distant future.

2 Apr 2015

Quote by JWren
Granted - but you're away on holiday

Wish Talia had saved me some cake

Hi ladies

Re: CAKE - check my last post on End of the Line

Granted, Kiera: but now you have to do first aid and pump stomachs!!

I wish I could read minds.

2 Apr 2015

Granted - but it's only the minds of the criminally insane....

I wish that I had not done that...

2 Apr 2015

Granted - but seen's I don't know what you mean you hence forth have never done anything Whistle

I wish someone would give me an Indian head massage to get rid of my headache.

3 Apr 2015

Granted - but end up with toothache instead.

I wish there was something I could to help someone...

3 Apr 2015

Granted, you helped pay my college tuition.

I wish college was free in America...

3 Apr 2015

Granted - but only animal husbandry college is free.

I wish I was not so hard-up all the time...

3 Apr 2015

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Granted - but only animal husbandry college is free.

I wish I was not so hard-up all the time...

Haha Andy re: college

Granted, but now you have nothing to wish for!

I wish tanning was not bad for you

3 Apr 2015

Granted, but now it turns your skin purple

I wish I had a bottle of jack daniels

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

3 Apr 2015

Haha Paul!

Granted: but the top won't come off and the only way to get it open is to break it.

I wish I could get great cell phone reception everywhere.

4 Apr 2015

Hey Miss T hello2

Granted - but your phone rings constantly...

I wish I was funny (at least sometimes!)

4 Apr 2015

granted, but you are funny at the wrong time

i wish i was at beach

4 Apr 2015

Granted : But it is Thailand 12/26/04

I wish it wasn't too late to go to bed early

4 Apr 2015

Granted - but it's still too early to go to bed late happy8

I wish I didn't like sweet things as much as I do.

4 Apr 2015

Granted, but candy is the only food available

I wish my house was redecorated

If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"

4 Apr 2015

Granted - but it's in the style of the 1970s

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I wish Paul would not make it so easy for me to give him horrible wishes icon_biggrin