Granted, they're just the right size for your barbie doll
I wish i had won the 5 million in the lottery this evening
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
You did!! You won $5 million marks!!! Now you have 5 million guys named Mark hanging out on your front lawn, and next door's front lawn, and next door to their front lawn, and next door to their front lawn . . .
I wish I had already worked out.
You have, yesterday, the day befor yesterday and many day before that. Too bad, you'll have to work many of your days to come too
I wish I wasn't such a gentleman
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted you're now Gentle_men_
I wish i could tell good puns.
You were always so punny.
I wish sarcasm was not one of my traits.
I just keep hopping from place to place.
I never stay too long.
I just keep moving singing a song.
So you better stop me if you want to chat.
Or you will never know where I am at.
Granted: Now you don't talk at all.
I wish I had more crepes to eat.
Granted, you're completely built-in and have to eat yourself out of there
I wish I had cake
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Okay, but you've no hands to eat it with...
I wish I could dance... well.
Granted, but there is no music to dance to
I wish the sun came out
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted, but there no one to play with
I wish there was someone to play with
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted: but no one sells leaded gas, so you just have to sit in it in the driveway.
I wish I had not hurt someone's feelings.
Granted, but they'ye not your favourite tasty morsels.
I wish I could play bass like John Deacon.
Granted but you get arrested for disturbing the peace for playing to loud
Wish things in life would smooth out
You can always come back, but you can’t come back all the way.
- Bob Dylan
Granted, but the Southern Comfort makes it all so smooth, that you don't notice anymore
I wish you hadn't blocked me
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted, but now your inbox is full of spam.
I wish my dog wouldn't bark so much.
Granted, he is completely silent now but instead burrows like a mole
I wish I didn't forget to wish for something
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
granted. you wished for something and not getting it
i wish for peace...errr i mean a piece of cake
Granted - You now have a piece ( 1 share ) of The Cheesecake Factory Incorporated (CAKE).
I wish I could think of something witty to wish for????
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Granted... but you've now forgotten what it was!
I wish I could finish writing my latest story
Granted - but you wrote in Swahili and you have no idea what you wrote.
I wish my sink was not clogged.
Granted, due to overpressure the clogged pipe exploded and now the sink drains without a problem, directly into the cupboard beneath it.
I wish I could help you with your sink
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Granted, but you're stuck on plumbing detail for two weeks.
Since we are on chores, I wish someone would do all my laundry.
Granted, Alan volunteered, but he is bad at sorting, so everything white is pink now and everything blue is purple. And everything shrunk, so it
all fits barbie perfectly now.
I wish I was Ken
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
