Last week she was busy in giving Jojo training of Ice Skating
Was trying on his little brother's shirt and has been stuck like that in the shirt for several months now!
Went to the movies and made everyone stare at her when she went to the end of the line for tickets, jumped up and down, and yelled I WIN!
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. I understand that Roland has a moat around his house filled with Ovaltine.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Sings along to the frozen sound track when he thinks no one is around!
Was thrown out of the theater when 'Frozen' was playing for booing Anna.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. He kissed a frog and then hopped on a log and lurked around in the dismal fog.
was asked to leave the restaurant because the napkin was bigger than his kilt..
Never owned a dreamcatcher in his whole life.
Lives by the mantra "to beard is to be sexy".
(Next person to post about me, no shit about bagpipes and kilts, or general Scottish stereotypes, it's frigging boring and annoying.)
Circles draws circles in circles of sand on circles beach.
Thought Captain Kangaroo was a World War II Australian war hero.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Roland kinda looks like Popeye, but really, he hates spinach.
"No one knows when the final grain of sand will plummet through their own personal Hourglass." ~ CKAcres
"If you really want to make a difference, don't over think it, just do it..."
"Scars of life are deeply etched within the minds of curious old souls."
He tried to rob his first girlfriend last month and he wasn't using a mask
Was trying out for a modeling job but auditioned in super slow motion. So slow it almost looks like he is frozen in place.
Roland rolls through the land, making a funny sound that sounds kinda like "loop".
His two fingers got stuck into the wires of his guitar when he tried to imitate Robert Johnson
A woman of impeccable taste and mature bearing, except when confronted by pine cones. Then she screams like a twelve year old girl and loses her mind.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Recently put a deposit down on a 36 foot wooden slope named Spray. I wonder where she'll go with that?
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
Just found out the Civil War was real and that all those books were not fiction.
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. Spent his whole life looking for the can of spinach that was rumored to give you instant super strength.
Ambulates in a figure-of-eight-kind-of-way.