"Speak English, folk, ENGLISH. You aren't Barbarians!" My mum, when she was criticising an illiterate-looking journalist. Can ya tell where I get my wit from?
“Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs. Sometimes four inches will do the job, but to be really sure, I like to have six. Funny how phallic objects are always more useful the bigger they are.
Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.” ― Anita Blake (fictional character by Laurell K. Hamilton), Narcissus in Chains
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Kind-hearted Aussie Angel
Believe in yourself and you can do anything
*“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”*
― William W. Purkey
Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!
When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed
and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed.
It evens itself out.
Casey Stengel
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there.
Kind-hearted Aussie Angel
Dont change so people will like you , Be yourself and the right people will love the real you...
have a problem when people say something`s real or not real, or normal or abnormal. The meaning of those words for me is very personal and subjective. I`ve always been confused and never had a clearcut understanding of the meaning of those kinds of words.
-Tim Burton
To thine own self be true
Kind-hearted Aussie Angel
Believe in yourself and you can do anything
"They just sold a Rembrandt for eight million dollars! Imagine what it would have gone for new!"
unknown, but repeated by a friend..
"The future ain't what it used to be."
Yogi Berra
(no not from the cartoons, the baseball player)
You can't get there from here, because when you get there you're still here and here is now there. A friend had this in a poem that they wrote. I love it.
"If you're so insecure
that a word makes you quake,
another word won't cure you.
Change your mind,
not your name.
Change your life,
not your clothes."
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