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Depraved Christmas Misunderstandings: Happy Holidays!

A playful poem about abhorrent Yuletide miscommunications that asks: Do you have a naughty mind?

He gave me quite a whack after I grabbed his bulging sack! (Santa left his toy bag on the floor.) IF THESE OPENING LINES EVOKE A SMILE (or better a guffaw) PLEASE CONSIDER READING THE REST OF THIS POEM. It might tickle your fancy (wherever that is)! BUT IF THEY OFFEND YOU PLEASE SKIP THIS PIECE. (You’ll think that what follows is worse!) …………..…………..….…………Depraved Christmas Misunderstandings (in its entirety) by Rantingse...