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How to Deal With a Sanctimonious Git

Slice of pie, you ratbag?

The sanctimonious git is back,and now we'll all have to take the flack,for what, I don't know,but I've heard on the down-low,that his foredome is as furrowed,as a warren being burrowed.Now, let's take some time,to suss this idiot's chime.What makes him tick?Probably the fact, that he's such a huge prick.Not that he has one,he'd be lucky,no, his is as big,as a tiny rubber ducky.I think I've noodled it,why he's such a shit,...