Rat Stories

Fox, Rat, And CatNow Felix was a cat,That hung out with a rat,The rats name, Scat Rat Lou.They formed a band duo,That was way out cool,And their fan base grew and grew.Felix, he played the skins,It was just for shits and grins,But man could he bang out a beat.While Scat Rat Lou,Always dressed in blue,His horn, a major cool treat.They needed a voice,Foxy Roxy, their choice,And so the two became three.They’d jam through the...

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