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Lil' Ol'

I walked past my neighbor's house today, and this is what I saw:

A lil' ol' man and a lil' ol' woman in a lil' ol' house with a lil' ol' yard with flowers in the back and a lil' ol' cat and a lil' ol dog  and a rooster who crowed Cock-a-doodle-doo and the lil' ol woman screeched to the lil' ol man "Are you hungry yet?" and the lil' ol man mumbled something. They must be happy.

Trash Talk

Let's just say this was written with my neighbors in mind...done with a hint of humor...

They hang out all day,Ain't got no plans, With nothing to do, And time on their hands. In everyone's business, All over town, Just talking trash, To bring them down. Talk more trash, Later on the phone, When they should be out, Takin' care of their own. They only go out, For a free meal, Too damn lazy, To go out and steal. Ain't got no job, Ain't got no pay, They just keep talkin', With nothin' to say. People so petty, It...