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The Jerk At Work

Just another poem...this one was inspired by another member's status thingy...

My job I really don’t mind, It’s the people and the work, Especially the guy next to me, Who personifies the word “jerk.” I wish he would do something, Anything to earn his pay, Instead he just gets on my nerves, And my nerves are starting to fray. This jerk is looking for a better job, And keeps asking me for advice, Do I look like a Google search bar? But instead I just try to be nice. He actually asked me for a referra...