Ice cream Stories

When a friend is down It always makes me frown I offer her my shoulder I just want to hold her Wrap my arms around her Tell her she will be fine Eat chocolate ice cream to cheer her up Maybe have some wine Watch chic flics, maybe beaches? I'll be sure to bring the tissues So we can cry together And discuss our issues I would do all I can To make her laugh Tell the one who hurt her To kiss my arse Because she is my friend...

The Boat of Sand When I was young, my Father built for me, a boat of sand, so very grand, to sail upon the sea. My sister was the cabin girl and made to swab the decks, we searched the seas for pirates to turn their boats to wrecks. Our anchor was a bucket filled with stones and sand, tossed with caution overboard, if we spotted land. Bright red spades were used for oars or cricket bats sometimes, we’d row for miles acros...