Locke & Keys: A Henchman's Handicap
An extract from the Journal of the almost notorious Marlon Keys.Reader discretion is advised. The first few lines of this work contain language or other material that some readers may find offensive. By choosing to view the piece in its entirety, you agree that you are 18 or older and do not object to vulgar or profane language, or to mature content. * * * Take it from a henchman. Few crimes are quite as inauspicious as kidnapping. Every time I tried to kidnap someone, it turned out...