Court Stories

You went home to see your mum in January For a normal visitation and never returned. Now, five long months have passed and although we looked, you have remained gone. So today we went to court Trying to get you safely returned. The judge listened calmly at first However your mother did something stupid. She started mouthing off at the judge. so in the end they sent your mum to jail. The judge ordered that you were to come...

So I received a love letter from the Federal Court in downtown Baltimore. On the appointed day, I rose, showered, shaved, and performed my other normal morning ablutions. Then I donned my freshly laundered, heavily starched white shirt; one with French cuffs. I selected a pair of 21k gold cufflinks that were an inheritance from my great-great grandfather, and inserted one in each cuff. Then, removing them from the dryclea...