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Dog Every night I walk into my houseHe attacks meWith his fearless pawsAnd those fierce teethHe scratches my fleshAnd he barks vulgar wordsI see wickedness in his eyesAnd when he’s doneTrampling on my lifeless bodyHe sticks out his tongueTo show victoryThis is rather a weaknessAnd I am thereBareCryingTears flow down my cheeksAnd I riseAnd in my bedHe’s there tooI married an animalMy husband behavesJust like a Dog.Christen...