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Stealing Knowledge: LousyNick Goes Back To College (Kinda)

Learning. It helps sometimes. And you never really know how much you miss it until it’s gone.

This week, I attended one university lecture a day. I took notes, tried to learn things, played the part of the good student.Only I’m not a good student. In fact, I’m not a student at all. I’m just a guy who’s stealing knowledge – and I’m loving it.Let me start at the beginning. See, I have a problem: I’m not all that smart, and I’m getting dumber every day.Now, I know a few things about a few things…but there’s just so m...