Annoying Stories

Would you please get out of my attic This is my home not yoursYou're causing havocYour presence is a choreYou wake us up each nightI'm going insaneThis does not seem rightYou've now become a painI hear you in my wallsAnd my ceiling tooYou sound big, not smallI really hate youYou've come through a holeYour time is up nowI'm now in controlThey'll get you somehowI wonder what you areA mouse or a raccoonYour noises are bizarr...

My god! I can’t believe it!How did you get in here?I thought I had securitySeal the perimeter I knew you might be comingYou’re never gone for longSo I took precautionsAnd I see I wasn’t wrong Did you sweet-talk someone?Or forge a master key?Did you scale the buildingTo reach the balcony? Now that I have found youI need to make you goWill you do it quietlyOr will you tell me "no?" I hate to threaten use of forceBut it’s be...