Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Something's been drinking my absintheThe ice is drinking my AbsintheEthereal worms dance in my glassI have to improvise while wearing spatsMy TV is wearing a Hawaiian shirt (it's red if you are into details)and speaks to me only in ItalianI'm tempted to tell it that Absinthe is Frenchbut I'd feel silly talking to a box with electrodes - Do those even exist in the 21st century?The ice is drinking my AbsintheIt has consumed three drinks alreadyThere was one be...