LAST Friday night,

I put my PRIDE aside,

And embarked on a 7-day GLUTEN-free diet,

For improvement of lifestyle, I hoped and sheepishly AGREED,

I went to the mirror and shaved my beard to change my SLOTHFUL look,

Now full of confidence and optimism, I ENVISAGED my new outlook on life,

But Se7en hours later, I succumbed to pressure, and in my rage and WRATH,

I locked the door and ended the night with a beer watching Johnny Sins.

These are, my se7en deadly sins