There is something wrong with you

Though we can’t quite point it out

You are dangerous, you are scarred

Only we can help you out!

Everything you know inside

Is the devil’s gateway to you

If it feels good, it is deadly!

Sin! Sin! Something’s wrong with you!

Only we can save you from this

Terrible tragedy

Let down your defenses

Your soulful fences

Give us your money! Give us cash!

It’s evil! Here, let us take it for you!

Give us your money before you taste ash!

It’s your taxation to heaven!

Sex, it feels good, but it’s not!

Food, it tastes good, but it’s not!

Money feels good, but it’s not!

Give it all to us!

We are the only way you will survive

Give us your soul and you shan’t be denied

Access to our false promised land!

Trust us, it is His plan!

Give us money! Give us cash!

It’s evil! Here, let us take it for you!

Give us your money before you taste ash!

It’s your taxation to heaven!

Only our god can save you now

Abandon everything your conscious tells you

Only our special book here can give way

To the gates that are heaven

Only His son can save you now

Save you

From everything you once thought natural

But we tell you, it’s the devil’s capital!

You have to leave your life to us

We promise you we won’t take advantage

Of the petty little things you can’t help but do

And guilt you into thinking something’s wrong with you!

Give us money! Give us cash!

It’s evil! Here, let us take it for you!

Give us your money before you taste ash!

It’s your taxation to heaven!

Give us your soul! Give us more!

The church is the only place you are safe!

Do as we say or we’ll threaten you with hellfire!

Taxation for our fraudulent empire!